>>1183064i traded in my delivery trucks highsides for a camper shell when gas prices tanked 3 years ago and started travelling
recently ive gone broke and needed a job, i figured id go work for the big oil company as a field technician or lab technician (engineering job with little paperwork and responisbility) and felt really shitty about it and working for these big evil corporations. i was applying for jobs and it turns out i have to pass a 90day hair folicle drug test to work anywhere (bumfuck nowhere texas) with them and im addicted to pot
well i see my ex-neighbor on facebook ask who needs a sciency lab job and i say i do. and i end up getting a job in good ol based california bay area working for an oil company refiinging crude oil into this quality distilate that we put inside vape pens and soda pops aaaaannnnndddddd yeeeeahhhhh i work with a bunch of hippy scientist making weed using million dollar equipment
the guy who hired me didnt even look at my resume, lol, he just called me and talked to me