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>Be me
>Riding my fixed granny gear fatbike with drop bars and slicks
>Passing track freds in velodrome, they’re going all out but I’m not even putting in 50% effort
>One of them sprints and starts wheelsucking me
>I get a call from my brother, decide to answer it
>Wheelsucking fred is turning red trying to keep up throughout the entire conversation
>Talk loudly about my genital warts to distract fred
>He’s undeterred
>Brother is sick of having the genital warts discussion, hangs up
>Fred passes me
>Leaving velodrome later
>He’s getting carried out on a stretcher
>He had an overexertion heart attack
