>be me
>be 6 years ago
>see guy walking down the street with a bike that must’ve been 98% carbon fiber. Had bananas painted on his brake calipers.
>has /n/ sticker on his bike
>le me: hey that’s a neat bike, are you usually on n?
>le him: yeah, are you? What’s your username?
>log on later that night, some /n/igger called bananabrakes talking about how he’s one of the best bike thieves in the pacific. Giving tips about how not to get your shit stolen and how he claims to be the robin hood of bikes that weren’t treated with enough love to be locked properly
>mfw I just met the Robin Hood of cycling
>mfw I have no face
