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Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 16:32:02 No.1189366 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1189382 >>1189500 >>1189529 >>1189903

rate my mates bike.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 16:34:26 No.1189368 Report

Quoted By: >>1189370

worriedforhissafety/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 16:37:19 No.1189370 Report

Quoted By: >>1189373 >>1189518

>>1189368
You should be, neither brakes work and the frame rigidity was already purified cancer BEFORE it snapped in half
If he doesn't ride on level terrain his pedals scrape on the ground.

Us dutchmen ride bikes a lot but ironically most don't seem to maintain them much if at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 16:41:29 No.1189373 Report

Quoted By: >>1189374

>>1189370
“ej androo wolt meersk am dig chen loooben?”
“toothpasten, cooolgate”

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 16:45:02 No.1189374 Report

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>>1189373
what

if someone told you this is Dutch you're mistaken

Velo Uber Alles

Velo Uber Alles Tue 15 May 2018 16:55:43 No.1189378 Report

Quoted By: >>1189393

I don't see any bikes in that picture. Your mate's fate is on a cold steel plate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 17:02:43 No.1189382 Report

Quoted By: >>1189391

>>1189366
no its "rate my bike mates"
fucking dutch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 17:12:43 No.1189391 Report

Quoted By: >>1189897

>>1189382
No, this isn't mine

This guy doesn't actually fix shit properly

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 17:13:11 No.1189392 Report

Quoted By:

ambulance-to_er/10
Sure it isn't rate my mike bait?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 17:14:01 No.1189393 Report

Quoted By: >>1189409

>>1189378
I think he already got some new shitbike on marktplaats (craigslist dutch edition)

Still rides this nugget though

Velo Uber Alles

Velo Uber Alles Tue 15 May 2018 17:42:15 No.1189409 Report

Quoted By: >>1189421

>>1189393
Do your friend a favor and throw it into a canal.
Or hand it off to some lunatic with a blowtorch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 17:52:56 No.1189421 Report

Quoted By: >>1189478

>>1189409
He loves this thing to death, and considering it somehow doesn't go faster than 10 mph no matter how hard you try I really don't worry about him

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 18:50:39 No.1189445 Report

Quoted By: >>1189502

>Front tyre looks acthully taped on.
10/10 I'd be caught in a group ride with him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 19:41:08 No.1189478 Report

Quoted By: >>1189502

>>1189421
It's the bicycle equivalent of snookie, the octomom or that THOT that the prince of england is marying. He may love it, but it's for his own good. Get the thing welded, shouldn't cost more than 20 euros and a beer. Cover up the weld with stickers or duct tape with penises on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 20:14:56 No.1189500 Report

Quoted By: >>1189505

>>1189366
10/10 great suicide item

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 20:15:23 No.1189502 Report

Quoted By: >>1189568

>>1189445
he said it was decoration

>>1189478
You do realize his other bike isn't half as shit? He loves this thing BECAUSE it's such a piece of ass and of all the looks it gets. If he's not being a tard he takes his good bike.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 20:16:58 No.1189505 Report

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>>1189500
suicide at max 10mph, good luck

All of us tried and for some reason it simply can not go any faster. It refuses. There's a tremendous drivetrain friction that kicks in out of nowhere and pretty much locks you at 10.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 20:33:41 No.1189518 Report

Quoted By: >>1189521

0/10. That's not a bike. It's a BSO.

>>1189370
>neither brakes work
I don't see any brakes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 20:38:29 No.1189521 Report

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>>1189518
Front rim brake was removed because it seized up spontaneously, he braked and it just glued itself to the wheel

Rear drum brakes are hard to see

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 20:52:23 No.1189529 Report

Quoted By: >>1189534

>>1189366
8/10 unironically
only giving it an 8/10 for the creative repair work. pretty clever

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 20:58:56 No.1189534 Report

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>>1189529
He taped a flashlight on as well, after this pic was taken to act as a headlight because that too broke

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 21:16:37 No.1189543 Report

Quoted By: >>1189546

Your mate is a downtuber.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 21:21:26 No.1189545 Report

Quoted By: >>1189546

Rear drum brake arm is clearly visible.
Is there a pic of this contraption without him riding?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 21:25:25 No.1189546 Report

Quoted By: >>1189551

>>1189543
A what?

>>1189545
Yes but I don't have it, I'll have to ask him some time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 21:32:11 No.1189551 Report

Quoted By: >>1189554

>>1189546
A downtuber.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 21:34:49 No.1189554 Report

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>>1189551
Single use only though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 21:52:41 No.1189561 Report

Quoted By: >>1189564

Why and how does that shit even move

10 mph is impressive from the looks of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 21:58:05 No.1189564 Report

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>>1189561
Your guess is as good as mine

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 22:05:23 No.1189568 Report

Quoted By: >>1189570

>>1189502
I get that. But he can ride a safer, shitbike that doesn't make the rest of his friends look so bad. Pic related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 22:10:12 No.1189570 Report

Quoted By: >>1189572 >>1189574

>>1189568
The only thing unsafe about it is the laughing it causes, creatng the risk of suffocating
Reminder that he can only do 10 mph

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 22:12:00 No.1189572 Report

Quoted By: >>1189577

>>1189570
a crash at 10mph can still kill you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 22:12:38 No.1189574 Report

Quoted By: >>1189576

>>1189570
Actually, I was thinking of things like getting tetanus from the jagged edges. Or distracting a truck driver because of how ass it looks. Feel free to use them to insult him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 22:15:19 No.1189576 Report

Quoted By:

>>1189574
No jagged edges on anything other than where the frame snapped, as nothing else really broke

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 22:16:41 No.1189577 Report

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>>1189572
Yeah but if you can kill yourself at 10 mph on this bike, you can probably do it just as easily on another

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 22:19:45 No.1189578 Report

Quoted By: >>1189579 >>1189582

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 22:24:18 No.1189579 Report

Quoted By: >>1189584

>>1189578
What am I looking at

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 22:35:29 No.1189582 Report

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>>1189578
omg that would be such a brutal prank if you just left it in there to rot

Velo Uber Alles

Velo Uber Alles Tue 15 May 2018 22:36:19 No.1189584 Report

Quoted By: >>1189585

>>1189579
The classic "Hot dog in the seattube".

Anon is clearly suggesting the downtube there is just begging for a hot pork injection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 22:44:26 No.1189585 Report

Quoted By: >>1189588 >>1189598

>>1189584
Good idea but why is that hotdog hexagonal

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 22:56:45 No.1189588 Report

Quoted By: >>1189590

>>1189585
Maybe it's in the shape of the star of david? The kosher hot dogs here are like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 23:04:22 No.1189590 Report

Quoted By:

>>1189588
That sounds the most plausible

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 May 2018 23:20:15 No.1189598 Report

Quoted By:

>>1189585
Hexagonal taste better

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 May 2018 06:50:54 No.1189817 Report

Quoted By:

11/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 May 2018 11:08:00 No.1189888 Report

Quoted By: >>1189903

I hope you Dutchmen don't have vehicle inspection or fixet tickets for bicycles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 May 2018 11:55:39 No.1189897 Report

Quoted By: >>1189912

>>1189391
How can you tell?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 May 2018 12:03:34 No.1189903 Report

Quoted By: >>1189912 >>1189932

>>1189888
Only light checks sporadically.
By law bikes are suposed to have two functioning brakes,but the abominations in Op's pic are extremely polular and only have a coaster brake, but it's not like the PO-LEASE tickets you for that crap.

>>1189366
Omafietsen zijn kut, allemaal
.001/100

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 May 2018 12:32:36 No.1189912 Report

Quoted By:

>>1189897
wild guess

>>1189903
why do I agree with everything you said kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 May 2018 14:20:56 No.1189932 Report

Quoted By: >>1190046

>>1189903
>Cortina U4

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 May 2018 20:02:33 No.1190046 Report

Quoted By: >>1190970

>>1189932
Don't remind me of those disgraceful pieces of aids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 May 2018 20:02:53 No.1190970 Report

Quoted By: >>1191026

>>1190046
I've heard quite aome dealers complain about cortina.
Cheap rusty bolts when brand new,shoddy paintwork, crappy looking welds.

Their slogan after all is (or was) "cycling is fashion"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 May 2018 22:36:49 No.1191026 Report

Quoted By:

>>1190970
Couple other friends once had the stupid idea of scaring a bunch of seagulls off of a deck(with barriers) by riding our bikes on there. It was a LOT slipperier than we thought. Both their U4's were severely damaged, my own shitty gazelle BSO took the hardest hit but was completely undamaged aside from scratched handlebars

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 May 2018 23:42:58 No.1191047 Report

Quoted By: >>1191201 >>1192356

Kek,gazelle is no holy brand,but their old ones are pretty fine(rebuilding a rear wheel on mine from 85 or so,upgrading to a nexus 3 speed hub)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 07:58:55 No.1191201 Report

Quoted By:

>>1191047
Gazelles are good until you need to repair them

Unfortunately, thst's not a rare occurence

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 11:36:28 No.1192356 Report

Quoted By:

>>1191047
nigga gazelle is the polar opposite of holy, they've managed to make a fucking bicycle more painful to work on than the average BMW

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