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>he owns more than 3 bikes
>he owns a bike but doesn't ride to work
>he owns a bike but doesn't have panniers or bike bags
>he has an aero bike
>he has a tri bike
>he has a fixie
>he races at a sub-professional level
>he unironically asks shops for sponsorships
>he upgrades his groupset beyond claris
>he upgrades his bike for anything other than comfort and utility
>he calls himself a "cyclist"
>he owns carbon anything except the fork (since it's unavoidable now)
>he spends more than an hour per week at a bike shop
>he unironically cares about brand
>he cares about weight of bike parts and accessories
>he rides faster than 22mph
>he uses strava for KOMs
>his bike really does cost more than his car (only acceptable when you very rarely drive because you cycle everywhere, other than that don't buy a clunker just so you can afford a memebike)
who else needs to /get out/?
>he owns a bike but doesn't ride to work
>he owns a bike but doesn't have panniers or bike bags
>he has an aero bike
>he has a tri bike
>he has a fixie
>he races at a sub-professional level
>he unironically asks shops for sponsorships
>he upgrades his groupset beyond claris
>he upgrades his bike for anything other than comfort and utility
>he calls himself a "cyclist"
>he owns carbon anything except the fork (since it's unavoidable now)
>he spends more than an hour per week at a bike shop
>he unironically cares about brand
>he cares about weight of bike parts and accessories
>he rides faster than 22mph
>he uses strava for KOMs
>his bike really does cost more than his car (only acceptable when you very rarely drive because you cycle everywhere, other than that don't buy a clunker just so you can afford a memebike)
who else needs to /get out/?
