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Horny for bikes?

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 17:18:04 No.1209134 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1209156 >>1209187 >>1209263 >>1209287 >>1209352 >>1210551 >>1210558 >>1210617 >>1212272

Anybody else mildly aroused by the shape and form of the bicycle?

I believe excessive focus on this hobby leads to a sexualization of the bicycle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 17:28:11 No.1209137 Report

Quoted By: >>1209146 >>1209189 >>1209318 >>1209320 >>1209328 >>1210693

I was but now I only think about knee pain, it's hell because cycling was my only hobby

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 17:41:33 No.1209146 Report

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>>1209137
Did you grind too much? Cycling is supposed to be a knee friendly sport

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 17:58:11 No.1209156 Report

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>>1209134
I'd ride that bike

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 18:31:53 No.1209177 Report

Quoted By: >>1210642

sexualization of the bicycle>

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 19:00:00 No.1209187 Report

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>>1209134
Sometimes when I'm fapping I glance at my road bike for a second

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 19:01:02 No.1209189 Report

Quoted By: >>1210407

>>1209137
t. 51/16fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 23:05:52 No.1209263 Report

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>>1209134
bikes can be beautiful but that beat up slut certainly isn't.

anonymous

anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 00:48:04 No.1209287 Report

Quoted By: >>1209319

>>1209134
Oh God yes. I've wanted to post this thread for a while, but I figured it was too autistic for even /n/. I feel a deeper connection with my bike than is healthy or acceptable. Don't get me wrong, it not like I want to frig a bike, but sometimes I just like to think about my bike or just stare at it longingly and if definitely feels like a companion to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 01:50:53 No.1209314 Report

Quoted By: >>1209317

yall degenerates

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 01:55:41 No.1209317 Report

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>>1209314
"degenerate" is just code for people who don't let artificial ideas about what is shameful get in the way of having a good time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 01:56:31 No.1209318 Report

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>>1209137
>knee pain

I'd tell you to eat gelatin powder but the damage is probably done now. Vegetarian, fixie, or both?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 01:58:21 No.1209319 Report

Quoted By: >>1209326 >>1209332

>>1209287
Glad I'm not alone. I feel most horny for the thin lines of old steel bikes. Ones that aren't frumpy fop wagons though, I like a good 80s roadie with skinny tubeing looking like a gazelle

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 02:01:55 No.1209320 Report

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>>1209137
people who push fixies, this is what you made

anonymous

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anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 02:18:41 No.1209326 Report

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>>1209319
A man of taste I see, but only the tall ones. framlets can't compete

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 02:22:26 No.1209327 Report

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>>1209326
56cm bikes are the most aesthetic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 02:31:10 No.1209328 Report

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>>1209137
Fresh turmeric man
it does wonders

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 02:54:17 No.1209332 Report

Quoted By: >>1209345

>>1209319
this desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 02:55:19 No.1209333 Report

Quoted By: >>1209344 >>1209363

>>1209317
Where are her pedals?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 03:25:48 No.1209344 Report

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>>1209333
Scandalous!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 03:27:14 No.1209345 Report

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>>1209326
>>1209332

I'm gonna have to go with tall too because I ride 62cm but God damn that pink/green wowza

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 03:55:37 No.1209352 Report

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>>1209134

Funnily enough i just moved house and the only place i have to clean my bikes is the shower... which happens to big flat and perfect for it ;)

Most saturdays its just me butt naked rubbing down my raw aluminium with a soapy steel wool pad in a hot steamy shower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 04:27:08 No.1209357 Report

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>>1209352
>Most saturdays its just me butt naked rubbing down my raw aluminium with a soapy steel wool pad in a hot steamy shower.
You should livestream that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 04:44:47 No.1209363 Report

Quoted By: >>1210122

>>1209333
what makes you think it's a 'her'?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 05:02:41 No.1209366 Report

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>>1209352
Oh
My
God

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 22:12:25 No.1209697 Report

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>>1209352
[marvin gaye - let's get it on.mp3 volume slowly intensifies]

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 22:27:48 No.1209702 Report

Quoted By: >>1209709 >>1209807 >>1214038

>>1209352
what the fuck? literally just go outside with a hose you freak

anonymous

anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 22:36:45 No.1209707 Report

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>>1209352
Hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 22:39:24 No.1209709 Report

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>>1209702
yikes, cyclophobic much?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jul 2018 02:55:40 No.1209807 Report

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>>1209702
> Letting other men watch you bathe your cycle
Wow you cuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Jul 2018 03:29:14 No.1209815 Report

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>>1209352
L-Lewd

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jul 2018 10:58:52 No.1209923 Report

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>>1209815
blue board

anonymous

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anonymous Thu 05 Jul 2018 11:38:52 No.1209939 Report

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>>1209815

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jul 2018 11:58:19 No.1209947 Report

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>>1209815
This is like a thumbnail of those shitty amateur porn vids that are 100% doggystyle and the chick’s butthole is super messy and usually hairy like who even faps to that stuff I just don’t understand the appeal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jul 2018 18:47:09 No.1210069 Report

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>>1209815
Wow, it's so... DIRTY... Fuckkkk

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jul 2018 18:55:33 No.1210072 Report

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>>1209947
Its raw and animalistic. An exact replication of my sex life except the smell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jul 2018 21:17:04 No.1210122 Report

Quoted By: >>1210522

>>1209363
I use female pronouns with my bike. After rubbing my balls on something for over 50,000 miles, I hope the something is female.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jul 2018 21:21:34 No.1210124 Report

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>>1209947
That's why I only fap to 2D, always nice and clean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jul 2018 21:24:41 No.1210127 Report

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>>1209815
my god, derty and so on

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jul 2018 00:49:49 No.1210186 Report

Quoted By: >>1210497

oh I'm such a scandalous bike

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jul 2018 18:57:01 No.1210407 Report

Quoted By: >>1210443

>>1209189
Kek, 51/16 fag checking in, I did not post that

anonymous

anonymous Fri 06 Jul 2018 21:09:42 No.1210443 Report

Quoted By: >>1210476 >>1210502

>>1210407
What's wrong with 51/16.?I ran 52/17 for a long ass time in a very hilly city. I don't ride fixed anymore but my knees never suffered

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jul 2018 22:22:10 No.1210476 Report

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>>1210443
It's not impossible but neither is it ideal. 51/16 is also about 3 gear inches greater than 52/17

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jul 2018 23:56:15 No.1210497 Report

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>>1210186

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 00:09:23 No.1210502 Report

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>>1210443
51/16 guy here, nothing's wrong with it. Roadies like to have their gears and being stuck in an 85 gear inch ratio isn't ideal for them. I like riding fixed and my ratio, it's ideal for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 02:13:38 No.1210522 Report

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>>1210122
Yes yes. Ride her, TAME HER

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 02:16:31 No.1210523 Report

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I keep this one in the basement

anonymous

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anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 02:42:01 No.1210530 Report

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>>1210523

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 03:35:33 No.1210535 Report

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>>1210523

Guru

Guru Sat 07 Jul 2018 05:38:28 No.1210551 Report

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>>1209134
Gross geometry/setup
Needs a longer stem, would smash still if she was into me.
Rolling

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 06:20:31 No.1210558 Report

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>>1209134
>>/r/ rule34 thread related

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 10:50:39 No.1210617 Report

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>>1209134
THICCC

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 10:52:03 No.1210618 Report

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>>1210523

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 12:38:12 No.1210642 Report

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>>1209177
thicc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 14:54:47 No.1210662 Report

Quoted By:

>>1210523
keque

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 17:29:44 No.1210693 Report

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>>1209137
Cycling was one of the sports recommended to my coworker after a knee operation. What are you doing wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 17:30:48 No.1210694 Report

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>>1209317
>Literally the town bicycle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 21:37:10 No.1211482 Report

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Steel frames are the prettiest bikefus desu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 22:09:07 No.1211505 Report

Quoted By: >>1212275

Yes. Bikes are aesthetic as fuck.

Visually and conceptually. They turn me on.

Cars are sexy too, but bikes keep the simplicity and are pretty much perfected pieces of engineering.
The fact that you power the bike and it will keep going as long as your legs keep pedaling makes it even better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 05:52:32 No.1212111 Report

Quoted By: >>1212303

Sometimes I'll rub myself against my bike seat or wiggle around a bit while riding. Holding onto my handlebars reminds my hands of holding onto a dick, which turns me on. Same with the tubes of my bike. I withhold from caressing my bike too much with my hands, I'm a touchy feely person and show my affection through touch and I am definitely attached to my bike. I love how well i know my bike. I know how it responds to my movements. The connection I feel with my bike feels sexy. I like just looking at it too. It just looks so nice. I love my bike and want to give it kisses.

Before anyone calls me a faggot, I'm not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 15:02:01 No.1212272 Report

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>>1209134
What an ugly legs desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 15:35:17 No.1212275 Report

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>>1211505
Blue board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 18:01:44 No.1212303 Report

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>>1212111
U a girl?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jul 2018 07:37:05 No.1212536 Report

Quoted By: >>1212556 >>1212766

Update: hot bubbly fun

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jul 2018 07:38:11 No.1212537 Report

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Yep. Money shot right here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jul 2018 10:23:28 No.1212556 Report

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>>1212536

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jul 2018 21:32:57 No.1212764 Report

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>>1212556
I haven't seen this pic in ages and the smoking ear makes it even better. Good jorb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jul 2018 21:36:10 No.1212766 Report

Quoted By: >>1214094

>>1212536
What do you use to wash your bike?
Regular dish washer, soap or what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 21:22:42 No.1214038 Report

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>>1209702
a naked guy standing outside washing his bike is any better to you? what third world country do you live in?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 02:17:50 No.1214094 Report

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>>1212766

i just use generic dishwasher detergent in a bucket on everything BUT my frame is raw metal and my secret weapon is a good rub with generic dirt cheap soapy steel wool pads. They are incredible on aluminium / chrome bits. They clean and polish to a mirror finish at the same time.

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