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>Start gig as a bike tour guide
>job is to just make sure everyone rides safe and block intersections so the group doesnt get seperated
>literally first day and its just me and the speaker taking a dozen people out
>goes well until one inersection
>bikers were tired and going slow and were spread out
>leader sent them through the intersection when it was about to change to yellow
>I hurry up from the back, bump her to lead, and stay blocking
>old farts on bike mosying along and cars get impatient
>not even 10 seconds of waiting do cars start DRIVING through us
>Im in the middle yelling at them to stop but then they start honking and continue driving at us
>continue yelling and signaling them to stop when all bikers make it though
>big ass pickup truck lays on his horn and gasses right by me when he has an opening
>I yell "Fuck You" at him as he passes
>realize the tourists heard that and this is going to be my last tour probably
>job is to just make sure everyone rides safe and block intersections so the group doesnt get seperated
>literally first day and its just me and the speaker taking a dozen people out
>goes well until one inersection
>bikers were tired and going slow and were spread out
>leader sent them through the intersection when it was about to change to yellow
>I hurry up from the back, bump her to lead, and stay blocking
>old farts on bike mosying along and cars get impatient
>not even 10 seconds of waiting do cars start DRIVING through us
>Im in the middle yelling at them to stop but then they start honking and continue driving at us
>continue yelling and signaling them to stop when all bikers make it though
>big ass pickup truck lays on his horn and gasses right by me when he has an opening
>I yell "Fuck You" at him as he passes
>realize the tourists heard that and this is going to be my last tour probably
