>>1216574>>1216638Resident /4chan/ 53 year old boomer here (suck it if you don't like it, LOL xD),
You get a Garmin or similar that sits on your handlebars, shows you realtime ride data, logs your ride data, you download it when you get home, and upload it to Strava. How do you not know this? Are you mentally challenged? xD
>silly people and their silly clownishly-large 'smartphones', LOLAlso you do know you're being massively cucked by your smartphone, right?
>Has no 'data security', more holes in it's software than a kitchen collander>Your 'digital voice assistant' is constantly audio surveilling you>All your 'apps' are stealing your Very Much Personal Data and also surveilling you>Trivial for hackers to make your phone part of their botnet>Less than trivial for your wireless provider, and by extension your government, to track your whereabouts 24/7/365>Less than trivial for your wireless provider, and by extension your government, to use your camera and microphone to surveil you 24/7/365>Most so-called 'smartphones' can't be truly turned off or even take their battery out so you can't ever really turn it off and have any privacy whatsoever>Massive time-waster, your eyes glued to the screeen constantly, obsessively checking Zuckerbook for updates from your fake online 'friends'>Massive time-waster, playing mindless twitch-games that by the way are also surveilling you and stealing your Very Much Personal Data>Stupidly expensive to buy considering it's obsolete in a year or less and you have to buy a new one already>Stupidly expensive to operate because you're cucked by you wireless company who price-gouges you for overpriced underperforming 'data plans'You guys should sell those on ebay or something and get the cheapest plastic dumbphone you can that's only good for phone calls and text messages and spend all the money you save every year on a better bike or something else actually useful and stop being cucked constantly by everyone, LOL.
