How can I break a bike and make it look like a car accident?

my mom bought me a bike, but she's a dumb old roastie who doesn't know how to listen, it's not what I told her to get. It's the wrong colour and it just in general is really ugly and gay. I told her to buy me a canyon, in black, and she got me this cuckalised in red. anyway i don't like it at all and i want her to get me the right bike that i actually like that i will ride because i really need to lose some weight. she does things like this all the time because she's a dumb bitch so this time i thought i'd teach her a lesson but it needs to be subtle to make her sorry and i'll pretend i nearly died that part will be easy but i need to break the bike so i can get what i want. I was thinking of just dropping it off our top floor balcony, which is 3 stories up onto concrete, it's a carbon frame, that will crack it right? Will it look like a car crash? My other option is to run it over in my car. what should i do?

thanks guys