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Quoted By: >>1233655
>go into garage
>open the door, inside's sitting my moped powered by a mower engine
>beautiful
>wheel it outside at 9:00 in the morning
>normalfag neighbor has a loud car and it's annoying as fuck
>make sure to roll it over to the side of the driveway closest to him
>fuel it with the worst-smelling unholy two stroke oil I could buy
>sip
>pull the start handle a few times
>VRR... VRRR...
>perfection.jpg
>starts up
>VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>8 thousand RPM even when idling
>screeching like the sound of a hundred angry banshees
>calmly take out my earplugs and put them in
>make sure to rev it a few times to see how well it's running
>VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>take it up to 11 thousand RPM
>roll out onto the street, get on my way
>since it's technically a powered bicycle, I can take it on the sidewalk
>all the normalfags are stuck in traffic crawling along at 5 miles an hour
>meanwhile cruising at a breezy 40 on the sidewalk
>I can feel their envy as they admire me upon my glorious throne of mechanical prowess
>start honking car horn I put on it as I near a group of normalfags being norms
>VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>they turn around and shit themselves in fear
>all jump out of my way as I zoom past
>everybody 'mirin
>suddenly clutch trouble
>stop in the middle of the crosswalk and start replacing the clutch pads
>blocking the entire way, people have to walk around my apparition in crowds
>get it fixed and keep on driving besides the crowds that were smirking at my broken clutch
>turn down choke and air intake and cover them in clouds of carbon monoxide, dust and soot
>that'll teach them not to fucking smirk next time
>get to my destination, the glorious gas station
>fucking wanna-bes in muscle cars fuelling up with the most expensive fuel
>meanwhile just fill the beast with crude oil and moonshine
>can see their jealousy
>VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>drive all the way back home
>another day well spent
>dream about riding my moped tomorrow
>open the door, inside's sitting my moped powered by a mower engine
>beautiful
>wheel it outside at 9:00 in the morning
>normalfag neighbor has a loud car and it's annoying as fuck
>make sure to roll it over to the side of the driveway closest to him
>fuel it with the worst-smelling unholy two stroke oil I could buy
>sip
>pull the start handle a few times
>VRR... VRRR...
>perfection.jpg
>starts up
>VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>8 thousand RPM even when idling
>screeching like the sound of a hundred angry banshees
>calmly take out my earplugs and put them in
>make sure to rev it a few times to see how well it's running
>VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>take it up to 11 thousand RPM
>roll out onto the street, get on my way
>since it's technically a powered bicycle, I can take it on the sidewalk
>all the normalfags are stuck in traffic crawling along at 5 miles an hour
>meanwhile cruising at a breezy 40 on the sidewalk
>I can feel their envy as they admire me upon my glorious throne of mechanical prowess
>start honking car horn I put on it as I near a group of normalfags being norms
>VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>they turn around and shit themselves in fear
>all jump out of my way as I zoom past
>everybody 'mirin
>suddenly clutch trouble
>stop in the middle of the crosswalk and start replacing the clutch pads
>blocking the entire way, people have to walk around my apparition in crowds
>get it fixed and keep on driving besides the crowds that were smirking at my broken clutch
>turn down choke and air intake and cover them in clouds of carbon monoxide, dust and soot
>that'll teach them not to fucking smirk next time
>get to my destination, the glorious gas station
>fucking wanna-bes in muscle cars fuelling up with the most expensive fuel
>meanwhile just fill the beast with crude oil and moonshine
>can see their jealousy
>VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>drive all the way back home
>another day well spent
>dream about riding my moped tomorrow
