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Anonymous Fri 21 Sep 2018 21:46:46 No.1239809 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1239810 >>1239813 >>1239814 >>1239832 >>1239901 >>1240667 >>1241549

>Our captain and f/o just had heart attacks!
>Are there any pilots on board?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Sep 2018 21:50:31 No.1239810 Report

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>>1239809
yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Sep 2018 21:57:14 No.1239813 Report

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>>1239809
Fuck it, I know Flight Simulator, I can at least make an educated guess at where the PTT button is so I can get ATC assistance to get us on the ground as soon as we can. If it's an Airbus or a Boeing, if I hit the AP disconnect instead (cause I know those two buttons are super close together) I can get the AP back on. I think. Let's do this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Sep 2018 21:57:22 No.1239814 Report

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>>1239809
>I have 500 hours in Microsoft Flight Simulator X
>I'm the only one who can save this flight, M'lady

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Sep 2018 22:35:19 No.1239829 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Sep 2018 22:40:42 No.1239832 Report

Quoted By: >>1239846

>>1239809
Yes I am pilot how far is new yourk?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Sep 2018 23:18:35 No.1239846 Report

Quoted By: >>1239874

>>1239832
There are no more tower, Muhammed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2018 01:40:00 No.1239873 Report

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I'm not a pilot, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2018 01:41:02 No.1239874 Report

Quoted By: >>1239877

>>1239846
There is one, bigger, tower

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2018 01:51:50 No.1239877 Report

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>>1239874
Wait, let me do barel roll first.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2018 04:18:02 No.1239901 Report

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>>1239809
23.8 hours here, I got this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2018 12:58:20 No.1239986 Report

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Yes, they are dead, lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2018 19:55:23 No.1240121 Report

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No but I'm a cardiologist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2018 09:11:34 No.1240315 Report

Quoted By: >>1240552

How do we get into the cockpit when they both dieded?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2018 09:18:39 No.1240316 Report

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i'm p good at ace combat 0 lemme give it a try and reset this twisted plane to the ground

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2018 09:47:29 No.1240318 Report

Quoted By: >>1240551

>hello ATC can you send me a flightplan to the nearest airport with autoland availability? kthxbye.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2018 22:17:52 No.1240534 Report

Quoted By: >>1240549

SPEED BRAKES!

FLAPS FULL!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2018 23:25:04 No.1240549 Report

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>>1240534
>@40 000 ft, 450 kn

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2018 23:26:06 No.1240551 Report

Quoted By: >>1240657

>>1240318
Okay, you received a plan. Now what do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2018 23:27:09 No.1240552 Report

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>>1240315
Pinpad. If pilots don't reject it in 30-ish seconds door opens, and you can fly in every tower you want.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2018 23:28:09 No.1240553 Report

Quoted By: >>1240558

I drive Uber on the side so I figure I have as much intelligence and skilll as a pilot. Maybe a little more respect and prestige too because my passengers actually enjoy riding in my vehicle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2018 23:37:23 No.1240558 Report

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>>1240553
I think Ryanair have better landings, than some uberfaggots driving skills.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 07:19:21 No.1240657 Report

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>>1240551
>get it sent over via ACARS and enter it in the FMS
>LNAV/VNAV
>Bang a hostess
>Switch to APP when in range of the ILS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 09:44:27 No.1240667 Report

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>>1239809
niggers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 22:17:00 No.1241549 Report

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>>1239809
Who needs a pilot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 23:08:45 No.1241559 Report

Quoted By: >>1241562 >>1241563 >>1241587

>be passenger who has all certs and licensing
>land a fucking jet airliner during a horrible emergency
>still don't get hired for any airline because you still need 5,000,000 hours before you can start applying
perfect industry

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 23:45:58 No.1241562 Report

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>>1241559
This is why you should have been crashed it, not landed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 23:57:03 No.1241563 Report

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>>1241559 if said person had many certs and licensing, they probably do have enough hours to apply for airlines.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Sep 2018 01:18:42 No.1241587 Report

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>>1241559
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