>>1242436Well I guess since you're such a Nervous Nellie so much when you ride a bike, coupled with how utterly unskilled you clearly and objectively are, you'd better just wear pic related (redman suit) so when you fall off your bike ten times every day you don't break every bone in your body. Or better yet maybe you'd safer just selling your bike on Craigslist, wrapping yourself in bubblewrap, and never leaving your house ever again, you know, just to be safe. While you're at it, be sure to round off any sharp corners or sharp edges on anything in your house, and duct-tape foam rubber to them as well, just to be safe. Also no food or drink that is too cold, too warm, or too spicy, just to be safe, and naturally no physical contact with other human beings (especially girls, you might get herpes or some other STD) so you don't get their germs. Yep, the best plan for you, OP, is to sit perfectly still as much as possible, all alone in your padded house, and when you absolutely must move from your padded chair, move as slowly and carefully as possible to ensure you don't inadvertedly injure yourself somehow. When you die we'll have them put 'He lived the safest life possible and accomplished nothing' on your gravestone.
