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>selling an old bmx I had lying around from my youth
>guy expresses interest, organise a meetup
>dude rocks up in trackies and a hoody, hood up
>looks it over
>"lemme give it a test ride"
>cool can you show me some ID
>hands me a provisional drivers licence
>can you drop your hood for me please bro, just gotta check this is actually you
>"nevermind I changed my mind"
>turns on his heel and starts power walking away
>hey buddy what about your ID
>Dude starts running
Kek
>next day, someone else wants to see it
>dude pulls up in a van
>kid jumps out and is freaking out over the bike
>"this the one you want?"
>dude pulls out the biggest stack of cash I've ever seen outside of movies
>pulls a few bills, ends up paying me like £30 over my asking price because 'keep the change'
Entire exchange went down in like under 2 minutes. In retrospect they could have been fake fifties he was paying with but they were all kosher when I deposited them at the bank.
