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who are the most well adjusted cyclists?
City bike - normal person who reads in the park and enjoys a glass of wine
Fixie - normal person who still listens to Danzig from time to time and enjoys beer
Road bike - maximum autist who fetishes composite materials and drinks vitamin water
MTB - maximum bro who thinks only of trails and drinks muscle milk
hybrid bike - smug office worker with 1 less car sticker on helmet, who offends coworkers with his body odor, loves Jugo Juice
Fatbike - IQ so low rejected from gathering of the juggalos, only drinks Mountain Dew
City bike - normal person who reads in the park and enjoys a glass of wine
Fixie - normal person who still listens to Danzig from time to time and enjoys beer
Road bike - maximum autist who fetishes composite materials and drinks vitamin water
MTB - maximum bro who thinks only of trails and drinks muscle milk
hybrid bike - smug office worker with 1 less car sticker on helmet, who offends coworkers with his body odor, loves Jugo Juice
Fatbike - IQ so low rejected from gathering of the juggalos, only drinks Mountain Dew
