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Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 00:59:00 No.1279402 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1279418 >>1279424 >>1279427 >>1279428 >>1279468 >>1279583 >>1279620 >>1279623 >>1281573 >>1281827

You're cycling home from work and this guy passes you with a honk and yells

>"GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE ROAD"

What do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 01:09:17 No.1279405 Report

Quoted By: >>1281839

Keep riding and ignore it because people like that are beta faggots that won't stick around long enough to wait for a response.
If he did stick around, I would call him a fat lazy faggot, then keep riding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 01:21:14 No.1279409 Report

Quoted By: >>1281568

It's okay, I do the same thing to pedestrians when I'm cycling :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 01:47:08 No.1279418 Report

Quoted By: >>1279633 >>1281700

>>1279402
I've been in this situation multiples times, considering that traffic makes cagers go way slower than bicycles where I live, I usually catch them up in the next traffic light, where I proceed to kick the shit out off their mirrors, It's so satisfying when cunts like this stare in disbelief what just happened while they honk at you like it would make a difference.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 01:57:45 No.1279422 Report

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>"LEARN THE LAW, SHARE THE ROAD!"
That or the friendly wave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 02:06:17 No.1279424 Report

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>>1279402
Get a handy book with traffic code, show him that cyclist are forced to drive on road, and after that show him a fine for riding on sidewalk, and say that I don't like this law...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 02:25:11 No.1279427 Report

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>>1279402
Why do you keep shilling rager cagers? It died ages ago, literally never happened to me once. You know why they drive and it's because they usually don't have access the infrastructure to use anything else or be able to rely on local transit in their area. Most are born into it, it's not their fault. Everyday it's the same people who can't get enough of smelling their own shit because they aren't hurting the environment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 02:28:26 No.1279428 Report

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>>1279402
kinda funny when you pull up next to them at the next light and then put a pistol in their face.
I have never had anyone continue to talk shit to me after that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 05:22:14 No.1279468 Report

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>>1279402
Explain to him that I am on the road not in the road.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 18:42:06 No.1279583 Report

Quoted By: >>1281550

>>1279402
would you just fuck off with these garbage threads already?
>hurr durr cagers are cancer they should all be killed
>destroy all the cars have the whole world ride bikes
do you know how fucking stupid and pointless and an """echo chamber""" these wastes of a thread are? do you know that nobody who matters actually gives a fuck? do you know that you're the cancer here? do you really think you're fresh or funny or smart? you're pathetic and stupid and *repetitive* and it gives everyone an icecream headache when theres ten of these stupid ass threads on /n/ at any given time. don't you have ANYTHING better to do? just fuck the fuck off.

Now you'll post """ragie cagie""" or some other dumbass /b/tard troll nonsense because you're severely retarded. stop with the shitpost threads you moron

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 22:01:08 No.1279620 Report

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>>1279402
Catch up to him at the next light, bash off his side mirror, and then make an illegal turn on red so he can't follow me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 22:16:00 No.1279623 Report

Quoted By: >>1281696

>>1279402

Cut in front of his car (he stops, enraged)
Tear off my shirt while doing a track stand (he's horrified and experiencing sudden sexual dysphoria)
He slams the horn and holds.
We are locked here for eternity. The track stand never ends
He pulls off the horn, collapsing against the wheel in tears
I continue to track stand.
The police arrive. I speak calmly to them
The bring the psych unit
The man is taken away by a kind nurse, who will treat his mental illness
She hands me her business card as they pass
"Call me" she mouths
Finally, after a full 45 minutes of track standing, I ride off into the sunset, having never touched the ground

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 22:55:47 No.1279633 Report

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>>1279418
>where I proceed to kick the shit out off their mirrors

In your imagination perhaps

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 15:04:41 No.1281550 Report

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>>1279583
>>destroy all the cars have the whole world ride bikes
This, but unironically

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 15:31:34 No.1281568 Report

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>>1279409
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 15:40:20 No.1281573 Report

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>>1279402
I'd offer him a beer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 22:33:28 No.1281696 Report

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>>1279623
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 22:47:06 No.1281700 Report

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>>1279418
>calling people in cars cagers
>on a pedal bike
is this how darkies feel when we say nigga

Christopher

Christopher Tue 05 Feb 2019 23:45:22 No.1281717 Report

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360 noscope

Christopher

Christopher Tue 05 Feb 2019 23:47:53 No.1281721 Report

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seriously though I just flip off people who honk rudely
the middle finger is the horn of the cyclist

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 23:50:05 No.1281722 Report

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I smile and wave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Feb 2019 00:05:15 No.1281735 Report

Quoted By: >>1281740

i don't cycle in traffic because i'm not a fucking asshole

Christopher

Christopher Wed 06 Feb 2019 00:13:42 No.1281740 Report

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>>1281735
how do u make poops? no asshole

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Feb 2019 02:19:45 No.1281777 Report

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>minivan full of tongans with tongan flags passes me
>one of them shouts something i can't hear because im listening to music
>catch up to them stuck in traffic
>take out earphone, and smile at them
>what did you say?
>they all avoiding eye contact and look shy and angry and are basically just kids
>GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD FAGGOT
>laugh and smile at them "rude"
>lead minivan in tongan motorcade is full of girls who all wolf whistle at me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Feb 2019 05:38:10 No.1281827 Report

Quoted By: >>1281994

>>1279402
I was a construction project manager at the local Community College. I issued warnings and fired several contractors that buzzed me on my bike. I also had the Sheriff cite vehicles parked on the bike lanes.

It's fun being an adult.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Feb 2019 06:31:44 No.1281839 Report

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>>1279405
Generally this. On the rare occasion where someone actually does this, if I think they can hear I'll yell back "How about your pull over, get out of the car, and say that to my face?". They always drive off. They're cowards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Feb 2019 06:50:53 No.1281843 Report

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Toss still burning cigarette butt into his car, continue riding

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Feb 2019 19:01:30 No.1281994 Report

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>>1281827
made my day, thank you

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