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Anonymous Wed 06 Feb 2019 10:46:36 No.1281879 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1282089 >>1282136

Putting aside the fact that he sponsored the Tour De Trump in the 80s...if Donald J. Trump was a bicycle what bicycle would he be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Feb 2019 11:32:10 No.1281883 Report

Quoted By: >>1282132

90s mtb with slicks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Feb 2019 11:52:28 No.1281885 Report

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He'd be a giant SUV fervently insisting he's the most aero, lightest carbon--graphene bike and can do 8 W/kg for 6 hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Feb 2019 12:00:23 No.1281888 Report

Quoted By: >>1281895

from an interview then about the tour de trump, he said that he hadn't ridden a bicycle in decades, and he wasn't planning on ever riding one again.

He also thought his tour would be as big as the tdf one day

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Feb 2019 12:01:24 No.1281890 Report

Quoted By: >>1281895

so, whatever bicycle is a dumbcunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Feb 2019 12:12:15 No.1281895 Report

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>>1281890
>so, whatever bicycle is a dumbcunt

surly big dummy

>>1281888
>He also thought his tour would be as big as the tdf one day

That's obv trump blowhardness but it wouldn't have been out of the question for a big east coast bike tour to become popular due to all the urban people who ride bikes. The Tour of California, Tour of Utah are all pretty solid events.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Feb 2019 13:08:41 No.1281910 Report

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Flat bar road bike but with wider tires

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Feb 2019 14:14:05 No.1281930 Report

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A Nashbar Carvalo. Appears to everyone except people who ride bikes to be a nice Cervelo but it's just a tacky knockoff.

Zishan Anon

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Zishan Anon Thu 07 Feb 2019 00:36:56 No.1282089 Report

Quoted By: >>1282125

>>1281879
Donald Trump is the fat bike with the 6kw mid drive geabox motor you cant afford and are jealous of.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Feb 2019 02:53:10 No.1282125 Report

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>>1282089

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Anonymous Thu 07 Feb 2019 03:28:02 No.1282132 Report

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>>1281883
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Feb 2019 03:52:17 No.1282136 Report

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>>1281879
something with a two stroke and a ghetto blaster taped on to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 11:38:45 No.1282649 Report

Quoted By: >>1282656

Chicago Schwinn because everything was best in 1950 and it was made in America back when Chicago was majority white.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 11:46:26 No.1282656 Report

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>>1282649
This triggers me as a Chicagoan because the President is a New Yorker. We don't like being compared to NYC, we're a very different city.

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