>Oh man I can't wait to dress up like a literal ass-pounding BDSM queer and go make a shitload of annoying noise around town all weekend haha oh man everybody is going to think I'm so totally tough and cool when they see me hanging out with my fat hairy guy friends lol who knows maybe I'll even pick up a 1/10 disgusting female to prove how not gay all of this is even though it seems on the surface like it's the gayest thing ever and even more gay than that when you really think about it

God why the fuck are bikers such colossal attention-seeking faggots?

Like what kind of total fucking homosexual would you even have to be to pick this up as a hobby rather than literally anything else?