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Bike accident thread

Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2019 13:25:47 No.1307700 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1307708 >>1307713 >>1307767 >>1307793 >>1307894 >>1307902 >>1307954 >>1308214

One of the few accidents I’ve had, extremely retard accident.

>be me, terminal retard trying to beat own time record (6km in 25mins, mostly level road)
>pushing as hard as I can
>see beautiful flower
>going at max speed
>decide “hey anon, with this speed you could catch that flower so fast the tree won’t shake”
>completecontrolloss.gif
>scratch my head so hard(yeah I can’t afford a helmet), that I need a ten minute break
>mfw I almost died cause of a stupid flower

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2019 13:39:08 No.1307708 Report

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>>1307700
>idiot being idiot
nice blog

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2019 13:48:06 No.1307713 Report

Quoted By: >>1307905

>>1307700
>be me
>ride bicycle
>see electric pole
>I will pass on on the left
>No on the right
>*Crash into a pole in middle of nowhere*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2019 14:42:17 No.1307723 Report

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Bropkme my arm n shitet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2019 15:20:22 No.1307738 Report

Quoted By: >>1307868

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2019 16:29:41 No.1307767 Report

Quoted By: >>1307769 >>1307866 >>1308017 >>1308410 >>1309076

>>1307700
>be me
>junior in HS
>late start so got to get enough sleep in for once
>Bike to school at a decent not having to haul ass like usual
>Pass by gas station and have an idea
>bit of background info my school was completely ass blasted when it came to soda and tore out all vending machines with that had it and was and was threatening to revoke the privilege of students being able to go off campus for lunch just because of it
>However a small loop hole was that if they caught you with soda they didn't give a shit enough to take it
>Run into the gas station, buy a 12 pack of mtn dew, and shove it in my backpack
>mybackwhencarringaround12cansofgamerpissand3textbooks.jpeg
>my plan is to start selling the shit to the nerds in the tech ed rooms for a buck a piece since despite being smart school wise, none of them have the common sense to bring their surgery moon shine before they go to school
>Tech ed teacher doesn't care, he's pretty chill. he let the nerds order pizza and play halo on the schools computers on the last day of the previous semester
>Gets to the edge of the school campus and proceeds to cut through the bus drop off entrance when faggot friend pulls up
> starts mocking me for being slow and how much faster he is on his gay ass fixie not realizing I was had the equivalent weight of an obese kindergartner stuff it my backpack
>ohitsown.jpeg
>start chasing down faggot friend as through the drop off area and when friend has to slow down for a teacher, weave out of the way
>only to bike head on to an oncoming school bus that had finish dropping of its load faster the usual and was heading out to where ever school buses go between uses
> black out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2019 16:30:46 No.1307769 Report

Quoted By: >>1307866 >>1308017 >>1308410 >>1309076

>>1307767
>wake up on the ground with a teacher hovering over checking if I'm OK with a huge crowed of students around
>Get sent to the hospital in and find the I somehow wasn't completely mangled, came out with a concussion, broken nose, and tiny chipped tooth
>bike was completely totaled however
>got to miss 2 days of class and was kinda the talk of the school for a bit
>did get to sell the soda to the nerds, miraculously all 12 cans survived without a scratch
>feeling a bit smug when I've successfully got a new source of revenue at school that wouldn't get me expelled, for a short time at least
>not a week had best when a pack of fucking vultures moved in on my business venture, and since my bike was totaled, I had no way to refill my stock and compete
>mfw I had totaled my bike, had to go to the hospital and eventual surgery to reset my nose and fell behind all my classes for about $6 in profit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2019 17:35:40 No.1307793 Report

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>>1307700
Crash, not «accident»

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2019 21:00:19 No.1307866 Report

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>>1307769
>>1307767
You’re actually one hell of a retard

Sneed

Sneed Mon 01 Apr 2019 21:07:26 No.1307868 Report

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>>1307738<div class="like-perk-cnt">💛</div>

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2019 22:29:39 No.1307894 Report

Quoted By: >>1307916

>>1307700
No one gonna mention that your best time for 6km (3.75 mi for us amerifats) has you going less than 14.5 kph (9mph)? Anon, that's literally a running pace.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2019 22:47:14 No.1307902 Report

Quoted By: >>1307905 >>1307916

>>1307700
this is why you wear helmets anon, you don't want any of that retard brain juice leaking out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2019 22:53:15 No.1307905 Report

Quoted By: >>1307916

>>1307902
Helmet wouldn't help in this case tho
>>1307713
Actually, this happened to me not even once. How do deal with poles? I know that concentration camps work good for them...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2019 22:54:50 No.1307906 Report

Quoted By: >>1307916

The last time I rode my bike without a helmet I literally died.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2019 23:17:55 No.1307916 Report

Quoted By: >>1307961

>>1307894
Wait, does this means I’m doing good or bad?
>>1307902
Haha even my now stolen bike laughed. Prick
>>1307906
>>1307905
Can’t aggord one

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2019 23:31:17 No.1307927 Report

Quoted By: >>1307937 >>1307944

Just yesterday I lost balance turned to fast and fucked up downhill no less

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2019 23:49:39 No.1307937 Report

Quoted By: >>1307953

>>1307927
Shit man, sorry. Don’t let it get infected

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2019 00:01:51 No.1307944 Report

Quoted By: >>1307953 >>1308150

>>1307927
This is why gloves are more important, than helmet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2019 00:15:26 No.1307953 Report

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>>1307937
>>1307944
Got my arm and right oblique too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2019 00:16:54 No.1307954 Report

Quoted By: >>1308150

>>1307700
>riding on bike path
>some stupid ass mexican stops right in the middle of the path
>no time to react
>I smack into him and slid a good 40 feet
>fucker just brushes his shoulder off and keeps walking
I fucking hate beaners

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2019 00:24:36 No.1307961 Report

Quoted By: >>1308149

>>1307916
Very poorly, I was saying a runner on foot could beat your speed (although they'd have to be fairly fit). Don't worry though, you can always get better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2019 01:41:43 No.1308017 Report

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>>1307767
>>1307769
This would make a good first episode of an anime

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2019 01:53:12 No.1308028 Report

Quoted By: >>1308150

>be me 2003, drunk af
>hug tree
>fracture4spinethingies
>wake up in Hospital
>have backpain ever since
>keep riding because muh legs and butt.
>habe less pain due to exercise

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2019 06:09:37 No.1308149 Report

Quoted By: >>1308327

>>1307961
Oww :(. Man I thought at that speed I was killing it. I actually don’t have a bike anymore(got stolen the next the I picked it from the repair). Anyone with a good budget bike? Here’s my ex

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2019 06:12:16 No.1308150 Report

Quoted By: >>1308213

>>1307944
Damn, never realized shattering your skull into pieces was worse that a broken finger. Thanks for the tip man
>>1308028
Lmaaaaooo
>>1307954
Can’t breathe looooooool killing me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2019 09:17:02 No.1308207 Report

Quoted By: >>1308226 >>1308554 >>1308564

>be me first time doing a climb
>then at the downhill way, no clue of when using the brakes
>too fast in curve, ends up off road
>black out
>wake up, small crowd near me, no pain whatsoever
>light amnesia for 10 minutes, didn't know why I was there in the first place
>only few scratches
>never climbed since on my own

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2019 09:39:27 No.1308213 Report

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>>1308150
>Damn, never realized shattering your skull into pieces was worse that a broken finger. Thanks for the tip man
You're welcome.
Actually, helmets don't protect chin, or nose, so aren't that useful, since crashing with back of your head is indeed rocket science.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2019 09:44:39 No.1308214 Report

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>>1307700
sounds painful bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2019 10:10:18 No.1308226 Report

Quoted By: >>1308629

>>1308207
Well you learned the hard way that slowing down is progressive. Hope you’re fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2019 14:47:29 No.1308327 Report

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>>1308149
I mean, if you're in an area with traffic lights and such that will naturally slow you down.

team /sip/

team /sip/ Tue 02 Apr 2019 19:15:40 No.1308410 Report

Quoted By:

>>1307767
>>1307769
Nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2019 01:35:17 No.1308554 Report

Quoted By: >>1308629

>>1308207
I only recently got into cycling but luckily longboarding taught me that hills can and will fuck your shit up

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Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2019 02:14:52 No.1308564 Report

Quoted By: >>1308629

>>1308207
I drive downhill like some sort of autopilot.
How to fix that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2019 06:29:21 No.1308629 Report

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>>1308554
>>1308226
Yeah, I was like "woah I'm going fast!" then 20 seconds after starting the descend, I went off road and hit one big hole. I saw it coming, then I flied frontly. Luckily, I only felt my face touching the road for a millisecond then nothing, no pain.

>>1308564
Cut inside like in racing, but I wouldn't do that if a car is coming from the opposite lane

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2019 02:45:00 No.1309076 Report

Quoted By: >>1309863

>>1307767
>>1307769
Jon? JCP on S State? Your story's details match too perfectly with someone I knew. If it is you, it's me, a certain bitch's brother. We used to ride together. I still ride shitbikes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2019 22:02:28 No.1309522 Report

Quoted By: >>1309528 >>1310652

Just clipped a bike rack with my pedal going 20mph, bike was pulled from under me, the fork turns as it falls over, I land on the straight handlebars coming up from the ground full force like a spear. Winded like a motherfucker, couldn’t breathe for a minute. Fractured my sternum, absolute agony moving around (turns out every muscle above the waist bonds to the sternum) but I got to try morphine and codeine for the first time.

Half my fault for cycling too fast near racks, half the retarded design of the racks - a giant loop at waist height, with an additional tiny “foot” that extends half a metre out past the main loop at exactly low pedal height, sticking out into the cycle lane

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2019 22:07:13 No.1309528 Report

Quoted By: >>1309533

>>1309522
And this is why bar end plugs are a thing
Happy recovery Anon, don't go racing on the bike lane, the road is for going fast

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Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2019 22:12:26 No.1309533 Report

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>>1309528
Luckily I’d just reattached new bar plugs, can’t imagine the flesh cookie that would be stuck in the end of my bars after that. I’ve heard of people doing similar things and piercing their intestines or liver. Bar plugs are not optional! You’re right, I was being reckless. Thanks anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Apr 2019 14:26:52 No.1309863 Report

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>>1309076
I think you might be mistaking me with someone else anon who happened to do something similar.
Admittedly I did stretch the truth in a bit at the end to make it sound funny.
The parts about me accidentally playing chicken with a school bus because I was chasing a friend and the reasoning to why I had a 12 pack of mtn dew in my bag where all true.
But no one ended up copying my business venture so I made a lot more the 6 bucks before finding a better method to get cash and the bike shop where I got my bike had a special warranty so they ended up replacing my bike with the exact same make and model free of charge so I was biking back to school only a few weeks later like nothing had happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2019 07:15:54 No.1310652 Report

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>>1309522
At lest you got to try morphine and codéine anon.
Good recovery

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