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Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 20:08:55 No.1312935 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1312945 >>1312949 >>1312952 >>1313006 >>1313046 >>1313050 >>1313090 >>1313477 >>1313574

What's the worst you ever pissed off a cager?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 20:31:04 No.1312941 Report

Quoted By: >>1313079

>want to go fast down a hill
>through a 4 way stop
>miss a cage by centimeters
>he turns and chases after me
>honking and yelling ensues
>take a hard right into a trail system

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 20:41:26 No.1312945 Report

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>>1312935
One time I fell off my bike right in front of a car pulling out of a parking lot

she saw me fall down and looked pissed as hell when she slammed the brakes lol

I wish she killed me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 21:03:28 No.1312949 Report

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>>1312935
I stopped at a red light, car pulled up and they started rage honking at me for no apparent reason. So when the light turned green I slow rolled through the intersection and made them miss the next light. They were stuck behind so they started yelling and I gave them the finger, they jumped out and attacked me, there were witnesses, cops were called, they were charged with assault. I threw out my helmet because I wasn't sure if it was any good after that, cost me $120 but it was worth it because they guy has a criminal record now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 21:09:05 No.1312952 Report

Quoted By: >>1313549

>>1312935
I was maybe 8 or 9 years old, riding a few miles from home through a nice neighborhood on my bike and being reckless. I swerved out into the street and some old lady almost hit me. She had to slam on her brakes and then she rolled down her window and screamed at me, "If you can't drive it park it at home!"

Somehow, I feel as though she had heard that before from someone else but whatever. She was angry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 21:29:30 No.1312964 Report

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>ride down freeway without breaks
>red light ahead
>blast through the red light
>get T-boned by a 30mph car
>go flying

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 21:30:31 No.1312968 Report

Quoted By: >>1312973

and I didn't even wear a helmet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 21:34:01 No.1312973 Report

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>>1312968
I can tell by you needing two posts to contain the content of a single post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 22:59:57 No.1313006 Report

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>>1312935
I saw a cager jump the lights at the level crossing, and "accidentally" hit the back of their empty minivan. I was gonna hit anyway. Claimed emotional damage and sued the cunt as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 00:11:10 No.1313046 Report

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>>1312935
>cager pulled out of driveway a little onto bikepath
>sees me (100m distance)
>pulls out further blocking the entire bikepath
>ride on the road
>spit on cage while passing
>bunny hop on curb again on to seperated MUP
>hear cage acelllerating hard
>do a sprint
>pass another driveway
>cage pulls in seconds after me
>cage pulls out again
>cage starts pursuit again
>take a hard right turn into trails
I regret having neither ninja-rocks nor brake-fluid or a wire-brush on hand.

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 00:32:01 No.1313050 Report

Quoted By: >>1313059 >>1313122

>>1312935
>be riding in dense urban grid street city
>almost get right hooked
>lose my shit
>grab ulock smash side mirror
>"You weren't using it anyway fuck face!"
>rage cage gets triggered harder than a conversation about debt slavery
>now using his cage as weapon to run me over
>grid lock
>turn into wrong way of one way
>get halfway down block
>look back
>see rage cage follow me down wrong way
>make it to end of block and blow through stop sign
>cop car chilling at stop sign
>sees rage cage going down wrong way
>turns on disco lights
>tfw popos saved my ass from being pancake

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 00:42:46 No.1313059 Report

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>>1313050
excellent well handled

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 01:24:31 No.1313079 Report

Quoted By: >>1313080

>>1312941
So you broke the law?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 01:31:22 No.1313080 Report

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>>1313079
Basically ya. I had it timed out tho there was no real danger for me and especially for the cager.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 02:12:59 No.1313090 Report

Quoted By: >>1313121 >>1313130

>>1312935
>cager
>Fringie-speak
>LOW QUALITY POST
>TROLLING OUTSIDE OF /b/
>>>/b/ >>>/trash/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 03:11:04 No.1313121 Report

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>>1313090
seething cagelet detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 03:17:57 No.1313122 Report

Quoted By: >>1313126

>>1313050
Imagine how fucking upset they were listening to the cop go on and on about
>I know he smashed your window but that doesn't mean you can break the law about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 03:26:32 No.1313126 Report

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>>1313122
oh also my story
>riding bike in parking lot, going the right way
>big huge lifted truck starts to turn down my lane, going the wrong way
>immediately jams on the brakes, sending the front of the truck like 16 inches down and forward I can see shit hanging on their rear view mirror going absolutely batshit
>thing is, is I was still like 70 feet away from the guy
>I wasn't even sure it was me he was stopping about
>go into work, sit down in break room
>5 people come in and out one after the other, each one telling a slightly more evolved story of this dude absolutely losing his fucking mind over what happened up at the cs desk
>guy literally wanted to fight me, wanted them to go back into the break room and get me to come out in the parking lot and throw hands, I later found out
>the manager he was bitching at was going out to get carts and saw it all happen from the front door
>she knows he was incredibly far away and just got scared and is coming in all insecure about it
>never heard a single peep from managment until I asked her about it
>play it off like I've got a huge dick and didn't care one way or the other but I was 100% ready and mildly worried I would lose my job over accidentally destroying some cagers ego
She also told me the second she saw it happen she 360d back into the store to make sure she could be the one to handle everything because anyone else would've sided with the customer, she just told him that she couldn't do anything because I was on break for the next hour (it was only like 30 minutes and I think I saw him shopping) and he cooled off as he shopped and left like the beta he was without me ever knowing for sure what he looked like or if I woulda won the fight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 03:48:44 No.1313130 Report

Quoted By: >>1313227

>>1313090
>ragecage

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 07:47:58 No.1313226 Report

Quoted By: >>1313243 >>1313473

dont you idiots have bicycle paths in your 3rd world shitholes ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 07:49:00 No.1313227 Report

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>>1313130
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 08:25:24 No.1313243 Report

Quoted By: >>1313464 >>1313472

>>1313226
How do the Netherlands and Denmark even function in the winter?

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 15:00:49 No.1313464 Report

Quoted By: >>1313473

>>1313243
like clockwork

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 15:30:53 No.1313472 Report

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>>1313243
Do you think only America fields snow plows and dudes with shovels?
Must be a crazy life not even having two brain cells to rub together

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 15:35:02 No.1313473 Report

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>>1313464
>>1313226
I wish my neighborhood had no hills at all like in those countries. Would make my commute 500% easier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 15:52:31 No.1313477 Report

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>>1312935
>Be me
>Biking home from group ride
>Faggot in a late model Lexus LS almost clips me
>I call him a nigger as I pass by
>He calls me a faggot
>I remember my privilege
>Roll up to the cops at the stop light and tell them what happened
>They pull him over, I can feel the hate in his gaze
>The officers give him a stern talking to
>He drives off pissed as hell
>The police officers tell me to be a bit more careful
>I head home

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 18:54:06 No.1313549 Report

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A car honked before passing me in a poorly lit road. I had on my high vis. vest and all the lights.
>>1312952
I was 13? and I shot out of a hidden path onto a quiet residential street. A car happened to be on collision course, so the driver had to slam on the brakes. I was sorry and grateful. He might have looked annoyed.

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 19:46:10 No.1313574 Report

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>>1312935
The worst I ever pissed off a driver was when I literally dindu nuffin

>riding my bike pretty slowly on an empty sidewalk beside a major street
>car going opposite way does a uturn and pulls up next to me, boomer calls me from his window
>stop and ask what's up
>calmly and politely says "you know you're supposed to ride on the street"
>give him weird look "ok..."
>screams "get off the sidewalk asshole" in a rage
>does another uturn and skids off as I flip him off

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