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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:07:00 No.1331701 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1331705 >>1331710 >>1331793 >>1332450 >>1332465

>nearing getting hit by a car and peddling away at mach 3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:13:36 No.1331705 Report

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>>1331701
The best moment are in traffic when your body physically understands that if you dont double your cadence you will be hit by a car and gives you that surge of adrenaline to move out of there

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:21:29 No.1331710 Report

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>>1331701
>>1331701

New a guy named peter

had FAS,

Sees me, calls my name, runs into traffic, gets hit by car.

Car stops, peter jumps up and runs away.

driver is confused ...does not know if he should leave ...

I find peter hiding behind a pole saying go away at the driver but not loud enough that he might hear

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 12:27:26 No.1331793 Report

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>>1331701
Retardass, this is what you get for riding your bike in the middle of a busy road.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 22:55:34 No.1332447 Report

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>>1331793
>implying you have to be on a busy road to get hit by a car

bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 22:56:44 No.1332448 Report

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when you are an awkward distance away from a turning and there's a car emerging and you have to either try to bully a car out of turning out, get hit side-on (gently) by a car, or worse than that, SLOW DOWN for a car to turn out and then undertake them in the next few moments as they get caught in a queue

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 23:19:25 No.1332450 Report

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>>1331701
>stumbling upon a giant rack of timetables and maps at a train or bus station, grabbing one of each individual copy carefully as to not create any crevasses or folds in them

Christopher !LightPenis

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Christopher !LightPenis Fri 17 May 2019 00:17:51 No.1332463 Report

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>loading bike onto bus' front rack
>driver sees
>uses Kneeling Bus Technology
>be me
>outside the bus
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
ok thanks.jpg
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>nod at driver, thanks for kneeling, thanks for the BEEPing to let people know you've enabled the use of Kneeling Bus Technology
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>secure the front wheel do a 360 and walk to the entrance, give the guy my ticket and pretend like I wasn't just subjected to the most traumatic BEEPing in my entire life, like I had forgotten how discombobulating it was to have the relentless BEEPs drilled into my skull while I lifted my bicycle onto the unsuspended rickety bicycle rack.

Christopher !LightPenis

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Christopher !LightPenis Fri 17 May 2019 00:23:32 No.1332464 Report

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>NSA dickheads trigger red lights by tracking my phone's GPS all the way down the avenue
>finish shopping at REI got a nice light
>ride back down avenue, it's slightly downhill, the way there was slightly uphill
>squeeze through 3x yellows, start full out sprinting as I approach before it even turns yellow but it always does like clockwork

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 00:27:19 No.1332465 Report

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>>1331701
Crossing street on red light, on electric scooter, while bus runs on red light too, and you had like 1,02 mm clearance.

Christopher !LightPenis

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Christopher !LightPenis Fri 17 May 2019 00:35:10 No.1332468 Report

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>waiting for car behind you to pass so you can cut across the lane into the center turn lane without cutting them off
>they're driving incredibly slowly
>rode past turn I wanted as I waited

>making a left into the main road taking the center lane
>car running parallel to me freaks out

Christopher !LightPenis

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Christopher !LightPenis Fri 17 May 2019 00:45:40 No.1332470 Report

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 02:15:45 No.1332507 Report

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>>1332464
Now this is schizo posting

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 03:02:18 No.1332515 Report

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>it's raining outside
>drop bidon as I'm trying to put it back into the carbon cage that's worth more than my bike
>unclip my right foot
>try to execute a left turn at 2mph
>fall over, somehow end up fully sprawled out on my stomach
>there was a line of traffic going past and cars behind me

Christopher !LightPenis

Christopher !LightPenis Fri 17 May 2019 06:55:26 No.1332597 Report

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>>1332507
what have we learned from Terry?
to leave the afflicted alone I hope.
I know you're memeing though.

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 08:11:53 No.1332619 Report

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>on one of my road bieks
>hitting a complex series of curves hard
>sweeping right into left 90 degrees into left 90 degrees into right 90 degrees
>pedal strike on the last one
>don't eat shit
>chain drop
>get off and pop it back
>get on and fucking rip
>autopause didn't even trigger
>still 7/91 on the segment for the day
>hop tracks right in front of a bigass train to get to where I need to be
>not even sweating

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 14:03:39 No.1332719 Report

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>get road raged at by some drunken cager who deliberately drove me into the pavement kerb
>get photos of him and his car
>go around the neighbourhood confirming CCTV rights
>File a police report
>the police are interviewing me tomorrow

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 15:39:53 No.1332763 Report

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>got caught making motorcycle sounds with my mouth

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