I work in a bikeshop and can I say that I fucking hate when some boomer faggot brings something like this into the shop?

It's always some guy who is slightly fat and uses it to go two miles, or a methhead who has too many DUI's to get a license ever again.

List of shit wrong here.
>usually on a walmart cruiser
>coaster brake
>direct drive instead of pedal assist
>500 dollar Chinese engine kit on 50 dollar 20 year old box store bike
>smells like shit
>leaks all over my goddamn shop

And when someone uses one of these on a bike with gears you get this shit:

>twist shifter next to throttle with brake lever now completely out of reach or pointing up into the sky
>throttle attached to brake with a second fucking brake lever right above it, usually interfered with
>fucking electric blinkers and stop lights.
Fucking hell you guys have two arms that tiny Chinese stop light with actual bulbs instead of LED's isn't bright enough to see, better yet differentiate which way you're going.

Shit these fuckers say:
"THIS IS A FAST BIKE HUH?"
"THIS IS A NICE BIKE HUH?"

Other fucking shit boomers do:
"DON'T REPLACE THAT I WANT TO KEEP IT ORIGINAL"
>it's a fucking 60 year old freewheel that doesn't engage
>it's a fucking purple painted chain on some Mexican bike.
>it's a fucking gas pipe schwinn

Also, fucking also

>handlebars five inches higher than saddle with the saddle totally slammed into the frame
>wd-40 on chain
>fucking literal bearing grease on chain
"I HAVE A SHIMANO MUST BE QUALITY"
"YOU GUYS GOT ANY SCHWINNS IN?"
"HEY DO YOU GUYS BUY BIKES"
>pulls out a fucking schwinn stingray or those fucking west coast classic bikes

fuck your entire generation of lazy weekend pieces of shit.