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Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2019 18:29:29 No.1346242 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1346270 >>1346301 >>1346592 >>1346727 >>1346733 >>1347218 >>1348047

*ahem*

>This board will become obsolete once teleportation becomes real
>Consequently all /n/ posters will be encouraged to merge with /sci/ after such an invention happens

How do you feel about your eventual demise, /n/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2019 18:32:17 No.1346244 Report

Quoted By: >>1346249

What are you talking about?
Then this will finally be a board dedicated entirely to bicycles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2019 18:38:27 No.1346249 Report

Quoted By: >>1347220

>>1346244
Most of the posters will go to /sci/, cyclists will go to /fit/. This board will be, most likely, deleted however.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2019 19:21:15 No.1346270 Report

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>>1346242
Teleportation is real and it's /n/ as fuck.
t. psychic researcher

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2019 20:49:26 No.1346288 Report

Quoted By: >>1346316 >>1346407 >>1346673

>allowing your god-given body to be scanned, disintegrated, then rebuilt from a block of compressed shit at the destination
>implying there won't be bugs in the software that bring you back as a shit monster
>implying they won't be scanning your neural state at the time and (((correcting))) any (((abnormalities)))
>implying they won't rebuild biomales as sexless freaks
>implying they won't repigment your skin and lower your iq to 70 to make you more compliant
teleportation is for bugmen freaks. nobody sane wants it. dilate yourself to death, tranny OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2019 21:07:36 No.1346298 Report

Quoted By: >>1346316 >>1346357 >>1346407 >>1346857

>implying you will actually get transported
>implying you won't just get killed while a copy of yourself is created somewhere else
I'll never, ever teleport myself for that very reason. It might very well be a guaranteed suicide, except no one would ever know. This means I'll keep posting in quality threads on /n/ until the heat death of the universe (which is plenty of time to move around anyway)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2019 21:11:36 No.1346301 Report

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>>1346242
as long as there are humans, there will always be a need for human powered space-time manipulation devices

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2019 21:53:08 No.1346316 Report

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>>1346288
>>1346298
BASED AND REDPILLED

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2019 00:15:25 No.1346357 Report

Quoted By: >>1346358 >>1346548

>>1346298
>I'll never, ever teleport myself for that very reason.
like you'll be alive by the time it's invented you dumbass
also you probably couldn't even afford it

Christopher !LightPenis

Christopher !LightPenis Thu 13 Jun 2019 00:16:34 No.1346358 Report

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>>1346357
ok so it's going to prohibitively expensive and other forms of transportation will still thrive because of this, got it </thread>

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2019 03:36:09 No.1346407 Report

Quoted By: >>1346682

>>1346288
>>1346298
ITT: Luddite boomers are scared of the future

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2019 12:34:12 No.1346544 Report

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As soon as there's a UBI I'll start training as a steam train driver, I'll be comfyposting on /n/ for ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2019 13:09:47 No.1346548 Report

Quoted By: >>1346674 >>1346688

>>1346357
>like you'll be alive by the time it's invented you dumbass
It could very well be
>also you probably couldn't even afford it
I could very well do

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2019 15:29:51 No.1346592 Report

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>>1346242
It largely depends on how economical teleportation is - too expensive and most people and cargo will still use conventional transport.

Also, teleportation is still a form of transport so this board will still have its place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2019 19:11:59 No.1346673 Report

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>>1346288
Absolutely based

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2019 19:12:41 No.1346674 Report

Quoted By: >>1346686

>>1346548
my dick could very well fill up your ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2019 19:36:22 No.1346682 Report

Quoted By: >>1346691 >>1346692

>>1346407
I'm going to find your scanned data and use a teleport receiver to create limitless copies of you and subject them to every horror known to mankind, using a nerve/neural scanner to record the data of the pain and suffering they experience. Then one day, after you have died a billion miserable deaths, I will insert the compiled suffering into the body of the original you when you teleport. Imagine how that will feel, and you will have imagined only a fraction of the hate I feel for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2019 19:42:52 No.1346686 Report

Quoted By:

>>1346674
And you very well could be a raging faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2019 19:49:52 No.1346688 Report

Quoted By:

>>1346548
cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2019 19:59:54 No.1346691 Report

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>>1346682
>after you have died a billion miserable deaths
You mean, his copies.

BaconRider !yuA7eZE8l2

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BaconRider !yuA7eZE8l2 Thu 13 Jun 2019 20:03:07 No.1346692 Report

Quoted By: >>1346695 >>1346817

>>1346682
hithere!,,,soglad you couldmakeit.,,
,,,standstrong,,Stiff,,nosoft stance,noodley.,
,stiff like Garbon,,,when thebreak happens itwill be Complete.,
,,alife,,ofcage,,overandover,,,itshappening.,
,YOUCANSTOPIT.

BaconRider !yuA7eZE8l2

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BaconRider !yuA7eZE8l2 Thu 13 Jun 2019 20:10:07 No.1346695 Report

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>>1346692
getusedtoit.,,,weneed, influincing,,newthreadsproutingall thetime.,
,,,mycrimes teleported.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2019 21:56:30 No.1346725 Report

Quoted By: >>1346731

You all got trolled, even though teleportation will actually not be a thing in our lifetimes

t. OP

but I knew this would trigger /n/ anyway so I decided to post it, glad it got the bites it deserved

I myself like this board but this bait was just too good to pass

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2019 21:58:41 No.1346727 Report

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>>1346242
I will finally would be able to steal a Boeing 747 and try getting couple towers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2019 22:04:43 No.1346731 Report

Quoted By: >>1346746

>>1346725
>I was only pretending to be retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2019 22:08:01 No.1346733 Report

Quoted By:

>>1346242
>Thinking I'll ever use teleportation

No thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2019 22:31:33 No.1346746 Report

Quoted By:

>>1346731
Stay mad /n/erd

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2019 22:48:34 No.1346754 Report

Quoted By: >>1346809 >>1347287

We need to talk about the high cost of free teleportation pods. They're inefficient, occupy every corner of our lives and detach us from our urban landscapes. Fuck the molecular cage

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jun 2019 03:01:23 No.1346809 Report

Quoted By: >>1346811

>>1346754

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jun 2019 03:04:39 No.1346811 Report

Quoted By: >>1346854

>>1346809
BASED PRIMUS POSTER

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jun 2019 03:37:09 No.1346817 Report

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>>1346692
BR has spoken: teleportation is un-aryan

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jun 2019 06:11:50 No.1346854 Report

Quoted By: >>1347222

>>1346811
That's not PRIMUS based retard poster

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jun 2019 06:43:22 No.1346857 Report

Quoted By: >>1347224

>>1346298
Your cells get replaced all the time, as long as your soul is transported safely then you'll be fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jun 2019 23:50:34 No.1347218 Report

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>>1346242
We've got trains to planes to boats to cars to bikes to fucking horse and buggy. Teleportation modules will just be another skull on the belt for the board to talk about with others.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Jun 2019 00:02:44 No.1347220 Report

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>>1346249
As someone who goes to /fit/,
no one likes cyclists there
Lift or Die
4 Scoops CMOOOOON

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Jun 2019 00:13:59 No.1347222 Report

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>>1346854
I think that was the joke, desu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Jun 2019 00:16:05 No.1347224 Report

Quoted By: >>1348029

>>1346857
Not all cells. Most neurons last a lifetime, their rate of replacement is very low.

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Anonymous Sat 15 Jun 2019 02:35:30 No.1347287 Report

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>>1346754
Underrated post

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2019 05:42:18 No.1348029 Report

Quoted By: >>1348140

>>1347224
Yes but their membrane is constantly replaced (where do you think vesicles full of neurotransmitter come from), your proteins degraded and remade. The cells don't divide, but that doesn't mean they aren't subject to the same process.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2019 08:13:26 No.1348047 Report

Quoted By:

>>1346242
>euthanising self for the dubious convenience of remotely placing your clone at a distance
That's a "no" for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2019 14:07:54 No.1348140 Report

Quoted By:

>>1348029
desu it boils down to “what is our conscious self?”, which is probably impossible to answer in the end

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