Anytime I pass a cyclist on the road, I wait until the absoloute last possible second to go around.

I always speed up when I see them, especially if they have those little rear view mirrors.

As I pass, I only give them half a foot of clearance as I fly past them, so the woosh of my truck fuck them up.

I always roll down my windows and scream

>WOW IT'S LANCE ARMSTRONGN WOW HE'S TRAINING FOR THE BIG RACE

I hate you people