Ok this is it. I've made fun of the luddites and the grant petersons all my life but this is too much. Disc brakes are ugly as fuck but I tolerated it because muh downhill in the rain. Aero everything is annoying but 40mm wheels look nice.

But they have gone too far this time. I don't care if it's faster. It probably isn't. This needs to end. Also you are fat. Just stop.