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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 22:33:18 No.1355190 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1355217 >>1355220 >>1355223 >>1355233 >>1355252 >>1355443 >>1355452 >>1355476 >>1355487 >>1355491 >>1356451 >>1356457

>Riding my $3000 Cervelo
>Shitty old Ford Ranger (that’s probably only worth $2000 max) pulls up
>Guy leans out of truck and yells “Get a car you loser!”
>I yell back “My bike is worth more that your truck!”
>Guy yells back “Haha, yeah right loser!” And speeds off.

Guys I’ve been seething about this all day, give me some better comebacks to guys in shitty cars that are saying my bike is only for poor people!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 22:42:39 No.1355194 Report

Quoted By: >>1355214 >>1355225 >>1355276

this kind of thing pisses me off so much. some slack jawed white trash loser without a college degree telling at ME when I don't even pollute and have multiple KOMs on Strava while he probably drinks beer on his ass all weekend when I'm pulling 50 hour weeks as a DENTIST dealing with INSANE PRESSURE just to serve my COMMUNITY AND PUBLIC HEALTH THIS IMBICILE FAILS TO SHOW ME THE PROPER RESPECT I DESERVE NOT ONLY AS A PERSON BUT AS A LICENSED MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL ON PAR WITH A DOCTOR OF MEDICINE WHERE MY LIFE IS PROBABLY WORTH 100x HIS BUT HIS DUMBASS LOW CLASS TRUCK MAKES HIM FEEL LIKE A BIG MAN FUCK YOUR TRUCK YOU LOSER I PUT MORE MONEY AWAY IN A MONTH THAN YOU DO IN A YEAR YOU FUCKING IDIOT AND MY BIKE IS FULL CARBON 2019 CANYON. DO YOU SEE THIS BIB? THIS IS A RAPHA BIB. IT'S WORTH MORE THAN YOUR ENTIRE OUTFIT. THESE SHOES ARE CARBON TOO. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT CARBON IS? PROBABLY NOT YOU FUCKING YOKEL. I WILL RIP YOUR TEETH OUT RIGHT HERE. I WILL SURGICALLY REMOVED YOUR JAW YOU PATHETIC WORM. I AM A ROAD CYCLIST AND I HAVE A LEGAL RIGHT TO BE HERE. MY BROTHER IS A LAWYER. MY FATHER IN LAW IS A PROFESSOR OF LAW.. DO *NOT* FUCK WITH ME YOU COWARD, YOU PATHETIC FOOL. I WILL RUIN YOU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 23:59:24 No.1355214 Report

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>>1355194
God bless, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 00:05:13 No.1355217 Report

Quoted By: >>1355218

>>1355190
>imagine spending $3000 on a toy
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 00:14:06 No.1355218 Report

Quoted By: >>1356455

>>1355217
Imagine being this poor, $3000 is fucking nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 00:14:45 No.1355220 Report

Quoted By: >>1355221 >>1355492

>>1355190
It's only 'worth more' because biking is such a niche activity. If your taintnumber could take advantage of the same economies of scale that big-brand trucks do they'd cost about $200.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 00:17:02 No.1355221 Report

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>>1355220
Nah, not with some of the higher end frames. You might be able to get down to 800ish per frame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 00:18:32 No.1355223 Report

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>>1355190
What backwards state do you live in?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 00:22:14 No.1355225 Report

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>>1355194
holy fucking based!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 00:45:14 No.1355233 Report

Quoted By: >>1355236

>>1355190
>Guy leans out of truck and yells “Get a car you loser!”
>Not only is my bike worth more than that piece of shit you're driving but my car is worth more than all of your white trash assets combined and quite a bit more
>Maybe if you could worry more about yourself your wife wouldn't be fucking the entire block while you're out working for barely minimum wage

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 00:51:59 No.1355236 Report

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>>1355233
...he impotently screamed through a thick cloud of exhaust as the truck disappeared over the horizon before furiously pedaling home while trying to remember what an erection feels like

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 01:42:35 No.1355252 Report

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>>1355190
>"Nice bitchgirl truck you gay fuck"

54-year-old Boomer !!t4EOsos/GSJ

54-year-old Boomer !!t4EOsos/GSJ Wed 03 Jul 2019 03:02:24 No.1355276 Report

Quoted By: >>1355450 >>1355646

I would just like to point out for the record that this: (>>1355194) ain't me. Just sayin'.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 14:30:27 No.1355443 Report

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>>1355190
"Y u mad tho?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 14:49:33 No.1355450 Report

Quoted By: >>1355646

>>1355276
Do you have a road bike yet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 14:59:06 No.1355452 Report

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>>1355190
God you're tiresome

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 16:30:03 No.1355476 Report

Quoted By: >>1355495 >>1355660

>>1355190
One time this dude yelled some dumb shit at me from his car while i was riding

I didnt even reply I just started cackling maniacly

We get to the red light, hes first in queue, and im on the corner and He says some more stuff. I smirk and stare at him while hes blabbing and when hes done I cackle loud as hell

He throws his fastfood cup of soda at me and it fucking MISSES and I cackle some more

He gets out and walks around his car, shortest manlet Ive ever seen! I cackle harder than ever while his fists are clenched at his side, approaches me while barking.

I cackle in his face and he hits me under the solar plexus with the weakest right hand vertical punch Ive ever felt. I cackle some more while staring widely right in his face. My hand gripping my Ulock tucked away in my front basket

He barks some shit and goes to strike my head. As soon as he threw it I simply tilt my head and swing my U lock in a downward arc. His hand connects with my helmet and my Ulock connects with his shoulder.

I then cackle louder than ever and wide eye stare him while rearing my Ulock for another strike. He now injured his own hand and damn near broke his collar bone.

He barks obsenities peppered with shrieks etc and steps back to his car as the light turned green and cars are honking while I point my Ulock at him and cackle some more

Peels away to the sound of me absolutely howling with laughter while hes rolling his windows up and cursing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 17:09:02 No.1355487 Report

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>>1355190
Don't expect diffrent reaction. You're a grown ass manchild riding a bike, like a lil teenage wanker, on a highway during the work time, are you in your right mind? Get a fucking life, and a CAR.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 17:17:17 No.1355491 Report

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>>1355190
>I’ve been seething about this all day
You're lower than a cager.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 17:17:43 No.1355492 Report

Quoted By: >>1355503

>>1355220
there's no such thing as economies of scale for carbon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 17:31:12 No.1355495 Report

Quoted By: >>1355660

>>1355476
>Literal maniac sociopath on a bike
you beautiful bastard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 17:55:53 No.1355503 Report

Quoted By: >>1356676

>>1355492
Learning how to limit scrapped attempts for each good part is part of the economy of scale.
One of my previous employers designs and produces, among other things, extremely complex 3d-woven carbon fiber composite parts at very large scales.
Each new design starts selling at a loss, until the production process and the design are polished enough that production costs drop by an order of magnitude. This happens after thousands of units.
And those parts are in applications so critical that a carbon frame of a top competitive road cyclist making millions for his team is a literal toy in comparison.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Jul 2019 01:33:36 No.1355646 Report

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>>1355276
>>1355450
pls respond

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Jul 2019 01:49:08 No.1355660 Report

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>>1355476
>>1355495
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jul 2019 22:58:21 No.1356451 Report

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>>1355190

A better response would have been "No!". You could also extoll the virtues of cycling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jul 2019 23:06:45 No.1356455 Report

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>>1355218
Um.... Fug :DDDDDD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 Jul 2019 23:10:47 No.1356457 Report

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>>1355190
>$3000
>buys a bottom of the barrel Cervelo
>probably has RS10 wheels and 105
You could have had a nice bike but instead you paid the fred tax

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2019 09:00:45 No.1356676 Report

Quoted By: >>1356684

>>1355503
ok but this carbon is made by 13 year olds in taiwan

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2019 11:12:49 No.1356684 Report

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>>1356676
If they aren't virgin it ain't worth shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2019 11:59:28 No.1356694 Report

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I just wave and smile

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