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Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 14:23:22 No.1382591 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1382594 >>1382598 >>1382608 >>1382609 >>1382610 >>1382613 >>1382624 >>1382861 >>1382889

I called one of the tryhards at my local shop's saturday ride Patient Zero and now they won't let me back unless I apologize.

Should I swallow my pride and apologize or do my own solo group rides now, with hookers and blackjack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 14:42:30 No.1382594 Report

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>>1382591
kys tryhard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 14:43:27 No.1382595 Report

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wtf is it like being an adult and outside of a situation where you're earning money being given ultimatums to apologise to people?
fuck
that.

i'm sure you're a rude wierd asshole but if that's the hill you're gonna die on, so be it, don't let anyone take that from you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 14:48:24 No.1382598 Report

Quoted By: >>1382604

>>1382591
>I called one of the tryhards at my local shop's saturday ride Patient Zero
what do you even mean by that? like i know what it means but what did you mean?
it's more like a non sequiter than an insult

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 15:01:07 No.1382604 Report

Quoted By: >>1382609 >>1382617

>>1382598
It means he's AIDS patient zero, therefore the guy he was insulting was a flaming faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 15:10:26 No.1382608 Report

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>>1382591
>using words to insult other riders
>not just attacking them and dropping them with your superior strength
It’s like you’re new to this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 15:14:00 No.1382609 Report

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>>1382604
>>1382591
Did the dude actually have aids?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 15:18:36 No.1382610 Report

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>>1382591
Why would you want to ride with people who only do so on the condition that you prostrate yourself in front of someone who can't take a joke?

Tell them that patient zero can fuck himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 15:40:38 No.1382613 Report

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>>1382591
You now have to find rival local shop, become pro, and shill the shit out of that rival shop to rub it into your local shop cause they're butts who get dickhurt about trivial shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 15:52:40 No.1382617 Report

Quoted By: >>1382744

>>1382604
Oh I thought it was some kind of zombie reference but that makes sense too

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 16:21:15 No.1382624 Report

Quoted By: >>1382663 >>1382824

>>1382591
>tryhards
LOL if there ever was a cope-word, it's that. How fat weak and slow are you, asshole OP?
I wouldn't have banned you from my ride, I would have punched you in the face, asshole.

You should ride alone from now on. You're not fit for human company, you fucking freak. Now get out of our /n/ and go back to fapping to your tranny porn on >>>/b/, you fucking asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 17:52:07 No.1382663 Report

Quoted By: >>1382820

>>1382624
Oddly projecting your own fetishes there bikefag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 20:29:49 No.1382744 Report

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>>1382617
I thought it had something to do with the alien aero helmets and looking like some weird creature

Velo Uber Alles

Velo Uber Alles Wed 28 Aug 2019 22:16:50 No.1382813 Report

Quoted By: >>1382820

Every group ride has it's own rules and customs anon. Is your area that hard up for group rides?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 22:37:25 No.1382820 Report

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>>1382663
Shove it up your ass.

>>1382813
OP was just plain rude and doesn't deserve to ride with polite company.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 22:41:39 No.1382824 Report

Quoted By: >>1382861

>>1382624
>weak
t.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 23:38:29 No.1382861 Report

Quoted By: >>1382881

>>1382591
OP, you need to be more clear.
you called the dude patient zero because he looked like >>1382824
then that is a joke. a bit mean, but bantz is nothing if not a little mean.
if you called him that because he's gay, or has aids, or both, then you're a huge asshole and you do not know how to conduct yourself in public and nobody wants to be around you, rightly so.
so, which is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 01:01:57 No.1382881 Report

Quoted By: >>1382885 >>1382909 >>1382913

>>1382861
Is there some authoritative list of which personal attributes I'm allowed to joke about, or do I just have to spend all day on tumblr and try to infer what the rules are as best I can?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 01:03:46 No.1382885 Report

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>>1382881
t. never gonna make it in the society we live in

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 01:09:08 No.1382888 Report

Quoted By: >>1382891

>>1382885
>participating in society
ultrayikes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 01:09:32 No.1382889 Report

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>>1382591
Cagers are less rude than you. Faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 01:11:39 No.1382891 Report

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>>1382888
it is somewhat of a necessity to be welcome in group rides. my life consists of: "work", cycling, and jacking off at drawings. i know i've made it, have you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 01:13:18 No.1382893 Report

Quoted By: >>1382898

>>1382891
>group rides
turbomegasuperyikes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 01:18:06 No.1382898 Report

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>>1382893
that is what this thread is about

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 01:18:39 No.1382901 Report

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I'd say it depends on the context. OP, set up the scenario for us. If it was actually funny then fuck them. But if it was just tasteless rage then ur an faget

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 01:20:27 No.1382902 Report

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Guys I don't think that OP is telling the truth......... OP ARE YOU LYING? FAGGOT?!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 01:29:06 No.1382909 Report

Quoted By: >>1383199

>>1382881
some guy who trains himself into a twig is worthy of derision.
some people being gay is just a fact of life. insulting them isn't a joke, it's just saying "I hate gays."
having aids is a deadly disease. again, an insult is not a joke in this case.
anybody over 12 should be able to intuit this, and this is exactly why nobody wants you around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 01:34:32 No.1382913 Report

Quoted By: >>1382915

>>1382881
You might want to just give up and turn into a Cesar Sayoc type loner ticking time bomb that you're destined to be, you turbo autist. The tragedy for you is that you're not far off the deep end of autism to not require human validation, on some level you still need it, you just don't know how to go about doing it and you think you can research it on websites

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 01:38:58 No.1382915 Report

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>>1382913
Amazing how you managed to work up a complete psychological profile from one sarcastic question. Do the voices in your head have psych degrees?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 11:44:47 No.1383177 Report

Quoted By: >>1383325

>go to weekly sunday ride
>call jason the owner of the shop bitch tits and ask him where he parked his PT Cruiser everytime I show up

sounds like you just ride with jerks who don't know how to banter

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 13:17:20 No.1383199 Report

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>>1382909
>>some guy who trains himself into a twig is worthy of derision.

some people aren't obese but I guess when you're american it's hard to tell

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 21:14:31 No.1383325 Report

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>>1383177
Or OP is a weirdo and the group was looking for any excuse to get rid of him.

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