>I just signed up for a cyclocross race. I’ve never raced bikes before in any capacity. Am I fucked?Lets be clear. Is this a UCI sanctioned race? Or is this some sort of weird costume party on bikes?
If it's the former, you should expect to get dusted by cat 4s, but that's ok and expected. Regardless, try not to wreck yourself or any other competitors. Try to learn from the more experienced riders. If it's the latter, you will still get dusted but that's also OK an expected.
Also, remember proper etiquette if there are handups in your race. If there's a dollar bill stuck in the arsehole of an inflatable donkey, and you take it, it is proper to carry it a good distance, preferably an entire lap. Pic related.
>>1386444I'm impressed by his wheelbuilder.
>>1386469>it's weirdass whytoid shit like those warrior dash racesDoesn't that apply to, well pretty much all of traditional cycling?
