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Good bloody bollocks my weak woman body cannot propel this bicycle!

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 19:06:59 No.1388409 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1388417 >>1388483 >>1388740 >>1388752 >>1388884

If only me mum force fed me steak and potatoes instead of basedmilk and lattés!

Discuss the absolute worst athletic body type in the world.

Road cyclists.... PLEASE go eat a sandwich. Your boyfriend's might not cheat on you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 19:09:31 No.1388412 Report

Quoted By: >>1389232 >>1389251

Seriously cheap heavy bikes at least make you STRONK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 19:16:15 No.1388417 Report

Quoted By: >>1388479 >>1388740

>>1388409
t. got absolutely mogged by a roadie with rippling calves today

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 20:50:53 No.1388479 Report

Quoted By: >>1388481 >>1388740

>>1388417
I wish. Too many weight weenies here

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 20:54:48 No.1388481 Report

Quoted By: >>1388632 >>1388646 >>1388710 >>1388740 >>1389599

>>1388479
post your latest KOM

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 20:56:23 No.1388483 Report

Quoted By: >>1389182

>>1388409
>Your boyfriend's might not cheat on you
Why did you put a 's after boyfriend? How drunk are you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 21:05:44 No.1388494 Report

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u wot m8?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 02:18:23 No.1388632 Report

Quoted By: >>1388644

>>1388481
post your squat and leg press pb's

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 02:34:38 No.1388644 Report

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>>1388632
>>>/fit/ is that way fatty

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 02:39:17 No.1388646 Report

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>>1388481
I KOM'd all over your MOM last night! Hhhhajjaaha

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 05:23:33 No.1388710 Report

Quoted By: >>1388739 >>1391606

>>1388481

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 08:50:13 No.1388739 Report

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>>1388710
All this time I thought only mine looked like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 09:22:44 No.1388740 Report

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>>1388409
>>1388417
>>1388479
>>1388481
Post raw bench and zercher squat with timestamp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 10:16:51 No.1388752 Report

Quoted By: >>1389252

>>1388409

cycling burns overall body fit, pretty much trims the entire body. thats why most cyclists are lanky fuckers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 12:35:23 No.1388803 Report

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Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 12:36:35 No.1388804 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 16:28:47 No.1388884 Report

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>>1388409
>massive COPE
show us where the big bad roadie hurt you, OP.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 16:31:38 No.1388887 Report

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ITT:
>every single slow skinnyfat weakling of /n/
cry harder

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 10:10:02 No.1389182 Report

Quoted By: >>1389190

>>1388483
It’s called an apostrophe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 10:20:38 No.1389184 Report

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This isn't /n/, this is /sp/. Go away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 10:51:40 No.1389190 Report

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>>1389182
Apostrophe is "'", apostrophe + "s" is the possessive suffix which is used to turn the noun into possessive form. In case the word ends in "s", either by being plural or otherwise ending in "s", then just the apostrophe is used. With names ending in "s" both plain apostrophe and apostrophe + "s" are valid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 13:36:26 No.1389232 Report

Quoted By: >>1389241 >>1389267

>>1388412
Riding a bike never gets easier, you just go faster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 14:40:31 No.1389241 Report

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>>1389232
Yeah I don’t think most people on this board ride fast enough to experience significant wind resistance so you get stupid posts like the one you replied to, it’s really kind of sad, since going fast is fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 15:19:53 No.1389251 Report

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>>1388412
they just suck. you at least need clipless or straps to recruit different leg muscles more evenly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 15:22:35 No.1389252 Report

Quoted By: >>1389254

>>1388752
i haven't seen athletic looking people on bikes where i live. then again everyone is on some shitty step through bike or mountain bike. i've seen some respectable runner bodies though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 15:28:47 No.1389254 Report

Quoted By: >>1389274 >>1389277

>>1389252
like some fucking grandma i saw today looking like a teenager with her riding style on a mountainbike the way she mounted it by coasting with both legs off to the side and then stepping over the top tube and then pedalled out of the saddle. and >90% of guys are on some women's step through bike with lights, fenders, front basket, they don't even bother to remove the dead weight like the lights when they probably just ride to school with it and they have backpacks so they don't need the basket..

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 16:40:16 No.1389267 Report

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>>1389232
>Riding a bike never gets easier, you just go faster.
>Unless it's the typical faggots of /n/, in which case they never improve, and Crabs-in-a-bucket mentality is the rule
FTFY Anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 17:01:05 No.1389274 Report

Quoted By: >>1389275

>>1389254
Why are you so mad about people enjoying and riding their bikes, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 17:10:49 No.1389275 Report

Quoted By: >>1389558 >>1389574

>>1389274
i'm mad that there is no cycling culture where i live. no one rides road bikes. they use some 17 kg department store women's bike (even if they're male) or some vintage women's bike. everyone rides slow and usually in a much too low cadence and with the tire pressure too low. if they don't give up on a 5% grade they're grinding out of the saddle and visibly struggling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 17:17:49 No.1389277 Report

Quoted By: >>1389280

>>1389254
you sound like a salty bitch that believes there's only one way to ride. only the mentally ill dislike the comfy utilitarian cyclist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 17:38:31 No.1389280 Report

Quoted By: >>1389308

>>1389277
you don't need a fucking mountainbike when you're just riding on the street. that's what children do to have fun while staying out of traffic, like skateboarding or bmx. when you buy a department store bike that can't sit outdoors for one season without rusting or wearing through the bearings or snapping the chain, you might have saved a few hundred bucks on the up front investment, but bike mechanics will tell you to get a new bike because it's such an absolute pile of shit that it's not worth it to sink more money into maintaining it. so you're stuck riding a deathtrap barely faster than walking. i'll admit that i initially thought you could pick up a decent used bike for $50 and not worry much about it, but now i know those are rare and sell fast because the seller must have mispriced it and scalpers and randos are eager to buy it. and i'll admit that it takes a shocking amount of research to ride and maintain a bike cost effectively. but that's what you need to do for it to be a viable transportation method and not just an excuse to ride at a leisurely pace through a suburb and peep at the cute ladies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 18:39:35 No.1389305 Report

Quoted By: >>1389306

Imagine being so insecure about your masculinity that you consider it a direct attack towards you when other men ride "women's" step through bikes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 18:41:36 No.1389306 Report

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>>1389305
There is probably a "cycling culture" in his city but they can smell his insecurity and salt miles away so they ride without him. If he was actually interested and wanted a cycling culture in his city he would try to create one, instead of seething at people commuting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 18:43:06 No.1389308 Report

Quoted By: >>1389466

>>1389280
Mountain bikes are more fun and practical than road bikes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2019 00:51:06 No.1389466 Report

Quoted By: >>1389618

>>1389308
>he thinks everything has to be """practical""" to be """fun"""
What makes you think you're the ultimate authority of what is and is not 'practical' and/or 'fun'?
I think riding in the dirt on a heavy slow bike with clownishly large tires with ridiculous knobs for tread to be utterly ridiculous, tedious, and boring. Hanging with my teammates on a 100 mile/8000 foot elevation gain team ride averaging at least 18mph for the whole distance, that's fun, even if some days it is exhausting.
>To each, his own
>One mans meat is another mans poison

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2019 06:07:46 No.1389558 Report

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>>1389275
"NOOOO! You can't ride your bike like that!!!"
What a wuss you are Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2019 06:46:02 No.1389574 Report

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>>1389275
[spoiler:lit]There is a cycling culture where you live.[/spoiler:lit]
It's just not what you'd like it to be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2019 09:30:51 No.1389599 Report

Quoted By: >>1389601 >>1389607

>>1388481
i have many koms where im 1st out of 20,000 and 30,000. i have one thats a weekly ride's 5 mile pace line that stood for 10 years until i beat it solo, i have the fastest descents on two of the most popular routes in southern california.
what im getting at is youre projecting, you could be talking to anyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2019 09:31:32 No.1389600 Report

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Wow what a terrible thread OP

Good job

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2019 09:32:11 No.1389601 Report

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>>1389599
oh and i have the kom for a 30 mile group ride, solo. i forgot about that one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2019 09:51:37 No.1389607 Report

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>>1389599
Post proofs

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2019 10:57:31 No.1389618 Report

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>>1389466
>Riding with other people
lol nice dubs though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2019 11:53:10 No.1389628 Report

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Op here holy shit what did I create.....

I'm only.post number 1 and 4. Everyone shut the fuck up and go ride your bikes. Theres nothing wrong with step throughs. They save your nut sack

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 05:46:06 No.1391606 Report

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>>1388710
dropped mayo while making your man a sandwich?

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