Why don't you own an electric unicycle? I've had mine for a couple months, and as far as last-mile transportation, there is literally NOTHING that compares to the speed + practicality of my EUC. When I'm not zooming at 25mph to class/work/the grocery store, I'm easily carrying it around into class/the staff room/my shopping cart or charging it at home. There is nothing that compares to the convenience of one of these units and basically you are fucking stupid for not owning one already