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Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 18:30:03 No.1409494 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1409501 >>1409554 >>1410149 >>1410162 >>1411184 >>1412051 >>1413197 >>1414400 >>1415810

What in the actual fuck was his problem?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 18:57:12 No.1409501 Report

Quoted By: >>1409521

>>1409494
He was too bad ass for this world

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 19:16:02 No.1409514 Report

Quoted By: >>1415693

is that sully?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 19:22:17 No.1409521 Report

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>>1409501
Just like the Titanic captain, full speed ahead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 20:13:15 No.1409554 Report

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>>1409494
We gaan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 17:16:12 No.1410149 Report

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>>1409494

>crashing a 747 into another 747

That high score is never going to be beat!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 17:48:39 No.1410159 Report

Quoted By: >>1412765

>Why yes, I do proceed to V-1 after seeing a jet on the runway right in front of me. How did you know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 17:51:40 No.1410162 Report

Quoted By: >>1410176 >>1410216 >>1410304 >>1414440

>>1409494
Who the fuck is this and why do I keep seeing this face on /n/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 18:06:31 No.1410176 Report

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>>1410162
Veldhuyzen van Zanten, the ultimate dutch turbochad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 19:28:36 No.1410216 Report

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>>1410162
The ultimate Rodeo Rider. Fog Piercer. Most effective V1 operator ever. Literal Ramjet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 21:03:28 No.1410304 Report

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>>1410162
a true jackass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Oct 2019 08:13:42 No.1411184 Report

Quoted By:

>>1409494
Not crashing this plane

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 02:18:07 No.1412051 Report

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>>1409494
"RAMMING SPEED!"
-van Zanten

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2019 11:07:45 No.1412761 Report

Quoted By: >>1412885

>"V-1"
>"But sir, we won't be able to take off at this sp-"
>"DID I FUCKING STUTTER GO TO V-1"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2019 11:24:11 No.1412765 Report

Quoted By: >>1412831

>>1410159
>after seeing

He didn't see it. That was the point. He gaan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2019 15:17:45 No.1412831 Report

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>>1412765
The official report indicates that the Pan-Am saw the KLM's lights nine seconds before impact, and our based and legendary pilot elected to go to V1 six seconds before impact. In those three seconds, the KLM would have likely been close enough to see the Pan-Am, explaining van Zanten's election to go to V1 and attempt takeoff to try avoiding the Pan-Am. If the plane was a little bit faster, the wheels may have clipped the top of the Pan-Am and deaths would have been minimal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2019 17:16:07 No.1412871 Report

Quoted By: >>1412885

OUTTA MY WAY AMERICAN FUCKING SHITS
-Jacob Veldhuyzen “The Clipper Stripper” van Zanten

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2019 17:49:58 No.1412885 Report

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>>1412761
>>1412871
zoz'ed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Oct 2019 02:19:27 No.1413105 Report

Quoted By: >>1413184 >>1413198 >>1414522

>Jacob Veldhuyzen "Look At Me, Lockerbie" van Zanten
>Jacob Veldhuyzen "Causing Grief at Tenerife" van Zanten
>Jacob Veldhuyzen "Contact Departure Head-On" van Zanten
>Jacob Veldhuyzen "Killed More Men Than A DC-10" van Zanten
>Jacob Veldhuyzen "Start The Engines - I Want To Get Off" van Zanten
>Jacob Veldhuyzen "I Guess That's Why They Call It Death Cruise" van Zanten

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Oct 2019 02:52:03 No.1413117 Report

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He got cockey and tried to cut corners. He forgot that he is nothing more than a bus driver.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Oct 2019 07:53:10 No.1413184 Report

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>>1413105
>I guess that’s why they call it death cruise
My sides

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Oct 2019 08:46:17 No.1413197 Report

Quoted By:

>>1409494
He had places to gaan and he wasn't going to let anyone stop him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Oct 2019 08:54:59 No.1413198 Report

Quoted By: >>1414420

>>1413105
Aren't these supposed to rhyme?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 15:57:43 No.1414400 Report

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>>1409494

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 16:52:36 No.1414420 Report

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>>1413198
Not all of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 17:40:45 No.1414440 Report

Quoted By: >>1414451 >>1415540

>>1410162
He was the most senior training pilot for KLM, and managed to end up being a causative participant in the highest lethality aircraft related accident in recorded history.

Basically, in pea soup fog, at an airfield not normally utilized or designed for the level of traffic that it was currently handling, he misinterpreted ATC as having given clearance to takeoff while there was another near fully loaded 747 taxiing on the runway, shrouded by fog.

End result: 747 at V1 smacks into taxiing 747. His plane had no survivors. Only those in the front portion of the other 747 survived.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 18:17:11 No.1414451 Report

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>>1414440
no survivors you say...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 22:05:43 No.1414522 Report

Quoted By:

>>1413105
>Jacob Veldhuyzen "Ascend HEAVN Flight Level Six Six Six" van Zanten

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 20:59:22 No.1415517 Report

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WE GAAN
is he clear?
WE GAAN!!
the pan am, the American, is he clear?
WEEEEEEEEE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 21:23:34 No.1415540 Report

Quoted By: >>1415680

>>1414440
And why do I keeps seeing this face on /n/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2019 01:56:25 No.1415680 Report

Quoted By: >>1415793 >>1417929

>>1415540
The customary answer would be, "because you touch yourself at night."

The real answer is that the picture is good for visual meme-ing. He also has one of the highest "scores" in recent history, and /n/ apparently currently enjoys ascribing his actions to various motivations that are highly improbable but nevertheless somewhat enjoyable to partake in shitposting. Bit of a recent in-joke. How long have you been here? You should have been able to figure it out.

The better question is, why does no one know who was piloting the Doña Paz? A 1500 high score, potentially as high as 4500 seems far more impressive numerically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2019 02:34:39 No.1415693 Report

Quoted By: >>1416250

>>1409514

>>1409514
Soneone needs to make a "Virgin Sully vs. Chad van Zanten" pic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2019 10:23:06 No.1415793 Report

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>>1415680
because oil

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2019 11:42:09 No.1415810 Report

Quoted By:

>>1409494
You ever needed to gaan so bad you went to V1?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 02:44:01 No.1416250 Report

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>>1415693
>the virgin sully
Flew into a couple of birds like a bitch
Ditched into a river with no casualties
Human instincts got in the way of an emergency landing
Literal nobody before landing in the Hudson
Got a movie that was only made to complain about the NTSB victimizing him
Shares his nickname with a fucking Pixar character
>the chad van zanten
Flew into a taxiing Pan Am like a fucking boss
Responsible for the deadliest aviation disaster in history
Crashed his plane with no survivors
The superstar of his airline
Badass smile
Goes V1 and doesn't afraid of anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 14:04:32 No.1417929 Report

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>>1415680
Because dona paz was jist another ship fuckup where everyone failed, just like helge ingstad. Also the man on the bridge was some nobody sailor, while van Houten was a star of the company AND coovner...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 16:46:45 No.1417977 Report

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2019 18:58:52 No.1420776 Report

Quoted By: >>1420967

I thought the times of big aircraft accidents are past but fortunately Boeing makes sure we get some happenings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2019 05:33:28 No.1420967 Report

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>>1420776
there will never be an end to airline crashes, not in our life times at least. the aviation industry never learns and always repeats shit that happened in the past.

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