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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:07:17 No.1409748 View View Reply Original Report

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Be me
>young professional
>boss wants to go riding this weekend to discuss the Mackenzie account
>he rides a road bike and wears spandex everything
I can ride a bike but I don't have any of that "cool" racing stuff like my colleges. What brand should I get? Should I shave my legs? (You know for speed)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:09:54 No.1409750 Report

Quoted By: >>1409753

>>1409748
Wear your team's kit what kind of question is this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:13:52 No.1409752 Report

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>>1409748
Speedo.
Shave below your knees only -- leave your thighs nice and hairy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:13:55 No.1409753 Report

Quoted By: >>1409755

>>1409750
>your team's kit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:14:43 No.1409754 Report

Quoted By: >>1410381

Rapha. It's the Patrick Bateman of cycling

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:15:32 No.1409755 Report

Quoted By: >>1409955

>>1409753
You're a YP yet you aren't racing bicycles? Jesus Lord you are a decade behind the times.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:17:06 No.1409758 Report

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Get butt butter and thank me later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 03:04:41 No.1409804 Report

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>>1409748
Why is that midget trying to ride a normal human-sized bike?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 03:25:27 No.1409811 Report

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>>1409748
Just wear whatever you have and are comfortable in. As long as you can keep up with the guy he'll respect you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 03:40:42 No.1409820 Report

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>>1409748
Cargo shorts
Unshaved legs
Unracer™ sandles
And a molestache
Bonus points for riding faster than your boss without breaking a sweat
Hard mode: 90s rigid mtb
Nightmare mode: Bikeshare bike

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 03:55:18 No.1409829 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 04:37:25 No.1409844 Report

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>>1409748

Show up in the most unracer, don't-give-a-fuck attire you can find that will be comfortable for long period cardio with a single speed cruiser. Then get stompin'.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 04:58:12 No.1409852 Report

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>>1409820
nightmare+ mode: bikeshare ebike

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 05:25:52 No.1409869 Report

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>>1409820
>>1409844
Lol. If you’re going to go Fred, own that shit, not pissant unracer garbage. Beach cruiser with a basket full of jolly ranchers and a Speedo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 09:08:33 No.1409955 Report

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>>1409755
He’s probably just LARPing after going to one of those life coach seminars about what successful people do for fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 12:12:35 No.1410001 Report

Quoted By: >>1410206

>>1409748
road cycling is the new golf

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 17:49:44 No.1410161 Report

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ride is probs just going to be a slow roll to a coffee shop or some shit, just be yourself

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Trybo Bike Tech !T2TiVG4UMA Fri 25 Oct 2019 18:36:33 No.1410196 Report

Quoted By: >>1410252

>>1409748
You need $200 shorts with a diaper, $300 jersey, $100 glasses. For a bike you obviously need a full carbon gravel bike with SRAM(r) AXS(r) ETAP gear, titanium spokes and gokiso hubs laced to carbon rims.

That will show 'em.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 18:48:24 No.1410205 Report

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The poorfag cope in this thread is palpable. Is your dad even a lawyer bro?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 18:51:22 No.1410206 Report

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>>1410001
It's been for years, what's the next meme hobby?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 19:33:29 No.1410221 Report

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paintball

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 20:12:42 No.1410252 Report

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>>1410196
>$100 glasses
Gross, look at those logos and flashy colors where did you buy those the poor store? We only wear very subtle obscure $300 unracer glasses this is NOT a race!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 20:29:54 No.1410268 Report

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>>1409748
Just wear what you ride to work in. You do ride to work, don't you Anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 22:45:38 No.1410381 Report

Quoted By: >>1410409 >>1410428

>>1409754
>Rapha. It's the Patrick Bateman of cycling
What did he mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 22:55:57 No.1410387 Report

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>>1409748
>Mackenzie account
Point out that Mackenzie drives an Audi R8 and runs cyclists off the road for sport.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 23:30:16 No.1410407 Report

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>>1409748
How the fuck are you going to discuss business while cycling on the road? Why am I even answering this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 23:34:01 No.1410409 Report

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>>1410381
Rapha is for evil yuppies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 00:19:28 No.1410428 Report

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>>1410381
I WANT TO FIT IN DUMB BITCH

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 00:42:40 No.1410444 Report

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>>1409844
Bonus if you look like a hipster from the 1890s.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 01:22:50 No.1410472 Report

Quoted By: >>1410478

>>1409844
>>1410444

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 01:30:22 No.1410478 Report

Quoted By: >>1410480 >>1410496

>>1410472
Speaking of bar ends

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 01:34:46 No.1410480 Report

Quoted By: >>1410485

>>1410478
Imagine the amount of hipster points you'd get with those handlebars on your Cinelli

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 01:36:35 No.1410485 Report

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>>1410480
That's so ten years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 01:46:25 No.1410496 Report

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>>1410478
Looks more like a bellend to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 02:27:39 No.1410516 Report

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>>1410485
Did you not see the fixed gear general?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 11:29:28 No.1410666 Report

Quoted By: >>1410668

>>1410516
I did. What of it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 11:33:58 No.1410668 Report

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>>1410666
Ten years ago is so today

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 11:41:42 No.1410669 Report

Quoted By: >>1410672

>>1410668
The hipster fixed gear meme died ten years ago. Fixed gear bikes and the /fgg/ doesn't have much to do with "hipster cred" anymore. I am however looking forward to fg making a comeback in popularity again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 11:45:40 No.1410672 Report

Quoted By: >>1410681

>>1410669
Nah, it's pretty much alive. Maybe it's been phased out by gravel and rando bikes in wealthier circles, but the exploding knee meme is very much alive. Hell, some retard had the brilliant idea of putting DH bars on a fixie and fooled a million other retards to do the same

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 11:56:35 No.1410680 Report

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>>1410444
>Bonus if you look like a hipster from the 1890s.

get with the times bro the new look is domestique for the 7-11 team circa 1986.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 11:57:56 No.1410681 Report

Quoted By: >>1410683

>>1410672
>Nah, it's pretty much alive.
If you call being bed ridden on life support alive. Fixed gear popularity is a small fraction of what it was during the hipster boom 10-15 years ago.
But that wasn't my point. My point is that hipsters don't care about fixed gear anymore and the fixed gear general thread has nothing to do with hipster cred.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 12:04:56 No.1410683 Report

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>>1410681
Fair enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 12:21:03 No.1410690 Report

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>>1409748
What bike is that and why is it so ugly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 12:31:12 No.1410693 Report

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The real power move is to roll up smoking, drinking a togo double espresso black, with a copy of the Gazella Dello Sport under your arm. Shush him until you finish the pink sheets then just push off without officially saying let's roll.

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 12:40:24 No.1410694 Report

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>>1409829
keep telling yourself you are cool

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 12:42:16 No.1410695 Report

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>>1409829

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 14:01:32 No.1410730 Report

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>>1409829
Me on the right.

>>1410694
Me on the left.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Oct 2019 17:45:27 No.1411331 Report

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>>1409748
Who the fuck treats road biking like golf? That’s what MTB is for.
>long fire road climbs to talk about whatever
>fast descent to actually have a good time
>cold beer at the bottom to finish any business and for bonding
Also you don’t need a $700 riding kit and a $3000+ bike to keep up with each other. Road bike time is time to go fast, alone or with a quiet group of people.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Oct 2019 20:34:41 No.1411397 Report

Quoted By: >>1411413

>>1410694
>backpack full of work clothes
>not just biking in your work clothes and molding your wardrobe to be bike-friendly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Oct 2019 20:56:36 No.1411413 Report

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>>1411397
Depends on the work you do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Oct 2019 22:21:22 No.1411454 Report

Quoted By: >>1411917

>>1410695
that is one angry racer... wew

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Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 01:02:37 No.1411534 Report

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>>1409829
>>1410694
>the virgin thing I don't like vs. the chad thing I do like

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 01:07:43 No.1411536 Report

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>>1409748

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 13:20:55 No.1411685 Report

Quoted By: >>1411706 >>1411776

>>1409829
I don't really understand what being a virgin has to do with being skilled or whatever. Like, I ride my bike fast, so women love me? I had sex 3 times, it was like putting my penis in a wash basin, and I never changed personality wise whatsoever. I don't understand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 14:35:47 No.1411706 Report

Quoted By: >>1411710 >>1411714

>>1411685
>t. overcompensating virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 14:58:45 No.1411710 Report

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>>1411706
the chad greentexter vs. the virgin overcompensator

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 15:21:12 No.1411714 Report

Quoted By: >>1411722

>>1411706
What am I overcompensating? I don't want kids. My life's better than most people's apparently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 15:45:33 No.1411722 Report

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>>1411714
>disingenuous cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 15:53:38 No.1411729 Report

Quoted By: >>1411732

>>1411722
In terms of what? My life's as good as it could be, and I don't want kids. I was told my life was going to be shit in like grade 3. No point dragging out the shit streak.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 16:02:56 No.1411732 Report

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>>1411729

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 16:06:32 No.1411733 Report

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>>1411732
IDGAFOS Your kids are not my problem. My kids are not my problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 18:15:28 No.1411776 Report

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>>1411685
>like a wash basin
how small is your ponos and how blown out were their vogoos

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 22:22:40 No.1411917 Report

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>>1411454
I went to their site. Some of the most pretentious horse shit I’ve ever read. Guy’s a total boomer. Sad thing is the bikes actually look pretty ok, I just wouldn’t consider buying anything from a guy that’s such a massive tool. People ride bikes for different reasons. Same reason people use cars. I’m not offended or anything, just amazed by the doublethink behind “why spend a fortune to look like you’re doing something that people enjoy doing on bikes, when you could spend a fortune to look like you don’t give a shit and you ride bikes out of necessity?”

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