>>1412579>It was designed for smooth asphaltWrong; and when I run into the odd stretch of grass, sand, or shittyness, I don't explode or die.
I don't like it, but I deal with the cobblestones around Front St just fine in Olde City
>It takes only 30 seconds to grind lock away,OK? This is the same for literally all bikes. Buy a better lock, I dunno
>100% way to get under the truck or busAdmit to me you can't look ahead, have zero road awareness, and are generally unprepared to deal with the unexpected.
>Git gud atLike I said, staying upright on the bike and knowing how to take the hit when it's unexpected (Or you're drunk, lol) is part of knowing how to ride. Point is, it didn't turn my bike to dust.
>'cuz you're standing there anywayWhat do you think you bike with, friend?
>I personally like ones that make you sit straight and remove any load from hands,So you like one load position, and that's a problem.
Again, ya really are just telling me you don't know how to ride a bike since, generally, you don't want much if at all load on your hands.
Just tell me you're fat
>>1412583Again, I'm moving around. Sometimes I want to throw a bike in a car. Sometimes I want to take the wheel with me.
Sometimes I want to be able to swap/repair a flat on the road with only my hand pump and maybe two tire levers and not have to carry around two 15 wrenches to take my fucking wheel off.
Some of us have places to go and aren't joyriding down hills.
(But for the fuck of it, I painted my bright red bike black rattlecan style for the sleeper look)
>>1412598>spring suspended seat post is a must on road bikeNow I KNOW you're fat
>It also must be wide to prevent panties being jammed into asscrack.No, all you're doing is shoving soft tissue in your taint.
Sit on a bag of rice and measure between the assbone indents to get your correct size if you're too embarrassed to let the guy at the bike shop get too near your balls. You only sit on the hard part of your ass
