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Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2019 03:02:44 No.1432001 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1432007 >>1432013 >>1432017 >>1432019 >>1432020 >>1432048 >>1432107 >>1432851 >>1432904

Do bike locks work? Does anything work against bike thieves?

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2019 03:09:05 No.1432004 Report

Quoted By: >>1432019

No

Get a car

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2019 03:17:25 No.1432007 Report

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>>1432001
posting oldmeme just cuz

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2019 03:28:45 No.1432013 Report

Quoted By: >>1432014

>>1432001
niggers are the worst; why do they always steal bikes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2019 03:32:38 No.1432014 Report

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>>1432013
GIMMEDAT
https://youtu.be/cI_oFiMpST4

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2019 03:46:47 No.1432017 Report

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>>1432001
Your bike lock doesn't need to be unbreakable, it only needs to seem less breakable than the lock on the bike next to yours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2019 03:49:40 No.1432019 Report

Quoted By:

>>1432001
>Do bike locks work?
Sorta
> Does anything work against bike thieves?
No
>>1432004
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2019 04:03:44 No.1432020 Report

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>>1432001
Do you know the difference between deterrence and prevention?
If a thief really wants your bike then a bike lock will not work.
Bike locks deter thieves by making their task hard enough they move on for easier or more rewarding prey elsewhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2019 05:00:53 No.1432023 Report

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>cable lock
>thinking it was secure

Lol

Watch Lockpickinglawyer

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2019 05:17:02 No.1432024 Report

Quoted By: >>1432108

Cable locks should include kevlar fibers. Kevlar is a pain in the ass to cut, on bolt cutters it bends over between the blades rather than cutting cleanly. Would certainly buy some extra time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2019 06:32:36 No.1432031 Report

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here in Seattle what I see homeless people do is take one of those scissor jacks used to change a spare tire and they stick it into U-Locks and literally snap them. I found one bike rack where the jack was wedged between a lower rung on the rack and the concrete below it and he snapped all four bolts out of the concrete and just slid off the locks. I fucking hate homeless people

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2019 07:56:55 No.1432043 Report

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After watching people like the lock picking lawyer, pretty much any loch can be defeated. However, lock vary in degree of difficulty to pick/break open. Get the lock which is going to take the thief the longest time to pick/make the most noise to break.

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Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2019 08:27:24 No.1432048 Report

Quoted By: >>1432108

>>1432001
>Does anything work against bike thieves?

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Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2019 09:18:40 No.1432051 Report

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*cuts your ulock*

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2019 11:46:58 No.1432067 Report

Quoted By: >>1432092

The trick is locking your bike next to another one that's easier or more enticing to steal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2019 12:19:19 No.1432075 Report

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Exterminate the brutes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2019 15:01:48 No.1432092 Report

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>>1432067
>steals both bikes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2019 16:41:23 No.1432107 Report

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>>1432001
>Do bike locks work?
No, anything can be broken, but you can make it increasingly less worthwhile to steal a given biken

>Does anything work against bike thieves?
Sensible immigration policies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2019 16:45:21 No.1432108 Report

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>>1432024
Those shit-tier ottolocks supposedly have kevlar bands but it's ez to cut through them.
>>1432048
Correct. Bike theft wouldn't be as much of a problem if the thieves were actually punished, but the only time I've heard of that happening was when the most prolific thief in my city got tossed in prison for a year, and spent that year upgrading his skills.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2019 16:46:15 No.1432110 Report

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Bike thieves are quite common even in countries that aren't largely black like usa

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Dec 2019 01:19:49 No.1432851 Report

Quoted By: >>1432865

>>1432001
Live in a place with high genetic quality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Dec 2019 02:30:59 No.1432865 Report

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>>1432851
i.e. not a city

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Dec 2019 06:04:36 No.1432904 Report

Quoted By: >>1432922 >>1432990

>>1432001
>Does anything work against bike thieves?
Bullets tend to do a pretty good job against bike thieves, or really just thieves in general.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Dec 2019 07:15:53 No.1432922 Report

Quoted By: >>1432941

>>1432904
what is the best gun for a weight weenie

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Anonymous Mon 23 Dec 2019 09:52:40 No.1432941 Report

Quoted By: >>1432990

>>1432922
Colt pocket hammerless 1903
Quackenbush Bicycle rifle
Joubert bike pistol
Oury Novo
Protector Palm Pistol
Gaulois pistolet
model 422 derringer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Dec 2019 13:11:29 No.1432990 Report

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>>1432904
>>1432941
you would have to catch them in the act and then you would be guilty of a far greater crime. all in all a terribly stupid suggestion that would ruin both the life of the bike owner and the life of the thief. your advice isn't needed if that's the direction you want to take

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