>Buy up McDonnell Douglas
>Import their generally conservative culture of extending older models as far as possible before building new aircraft
>Give us the abomination of a sound that is someone saying "Boeing MD-80" / "Boeing MD-11"
>on top of all of this, cancel production of the MD-95/Boeing 717 in short order to promote the 737-600 (last two digits represent the number of airlines that wanted one.), killing off the DC-9 lineage for good and helping to make the skies that bit more homogenous and boring.
i am so fucking mad