>hur dur road bikes are for fags, you look so gay in that lycra. you feeling comfy hunched over like a cripple?
> hur dur mountain bikes are so slow, can you even pedal that uphill? its so heavy, how do you like transporting that around?
> hur dur folding bikes are so gay, those little wheels ahahah, you ever go faster than 5mph on one granny?
hur dur hybrids are so dumb, you falling asleep on your jack of all trades master of none queerbike? just get a road bike dawg
> hur dur fixies, you know why they suck

There, I have given an example of pretty much everyone's opinion on bicycles they don't ride. Bikes are cheap, get a few different ones and stop making autist threads.