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Student pilot stories

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Student pilot stories thread. I'll start
>be me, pre-solo student noob
>doing circuits with instructor
>towered airport so talking with ATC
>"tower india alpha hotel holding short 17 ready"
>"india alpha hotel winds calm righthand circuits follow the cessna 2 miles ahead cleared takeoff 17"
>doing righthand circuits cause stupid helicopters use the southeast quadrant of airport
>uneventful takeoff waiting for 500 agl to turn crosswind
>ATC talking to the guy in front of us
>"cuckboi 1 set ur transponder to ALT please"
>no answer
>"cuckboi 1 set transponder to ALT"
>still no answer
>talking to instructor at this time "this guy is gunna get fucked when he finally replies to ATC"
>instructor completely unphased, probably from dealing with shithead students 24/7
>"maybe hes NORDO, that'll be cool to see"
>"cuckboi 1 squawk ident if you hear me"
>silence
>"cuckboi 1 this is Springbank tower, squawk ident if you are hearing this transmission!"
>fucking. nothing.
>about 20 seconds later cuckboi is midfield
>"tower this is cuckboi 1 downwind 17 for the touch and go"
>ooooo hes gunna get it now
>"cuckboi 1 you're number 1"
>wtf.jpeg
>even instructor looks surprised
>well whatever time to make my call
>"tower india alpha hotel downwind 17 for the touch and go"
>"india alpha hotel continue downwind I'll call ur base"
>ugottabefuckingme.png
>never hear anything about cuckboi 1 ignoring his radios

My first greentext anons hope it wasn't too shit.
Drop more pilot stories below, student or pro I'd love to hear them.