>>1468643fuck geese.
>rolling slowly through park>*blocks my path*>slow even further down>the fuckers, instead of moving, start coming to attack me, hissing and wings flapping>continue to roll through and give them a good kick for measurefeathered shitassed cretins. they've also attacked me while i was hiking and i had to beat them away with a fucking treebranch. god i hate canadians so much. nothing good comes from canada.
>>1468964fuck the police
>>1472532never had a seagull attack me. one nearly dropped a slice of pizza on me, but i like to think he was a bro trying to share. i like seagulls. geese, though, i'll wring their god damned necks.
