Bikes are for socialist faggot vegan s-o-y-boys. Real men drive trucks. Now please, funnel tax revenue to build wide streets where you can even land an airliner. Create zoning laws that require that I have space to park my giant behemoth in front of my house because god forbid I have to walk more than 10 ft from my front door to my car. Create parking minimum requirements in commercial properties so that I can have somewhere to park my truck while I go shopping for a Carhartt shirt so that I can LARP as a blue collar country boy. Also, I need a second round of Trumpbucks ASAP because I can't afford my $500 monthly payment to finance the $40,000 loan that I took out to purchase this depreciating asset. Also, fuck liberals. Enjoy this rolling coal. Yeee haa motherfuckers.