>>1479187Maybe about 20 years ago, I took a chinatown bus between New York and Washington. I figured hey why not save some money right? It was full of poor people who smelled disgusting. The driver was chain smoking the whole way. At one point a morbidly obese man had to be helped to the toilet by his handler, it took about 30 minutes. He was too big to fit so he kinda squeezed in part way, and his handler had brought a roll of plastic sheeting to make a funnel between his huge ass and the toilet seat. He shat and pissed on it but it wasn't effective and the shit and piss just went all over his pants and the floor. He then tried to get back to his seat and rubbed his shitty piss shit smell on every single seat because he was also too fat to squeeze down the aisle. We also took an unexplained detour to a church parking lot in the middle of nowhere and stopped there for about 30 minutes while the driver chain smoked and we stewed in piss shit vapors (this was july or august).
Prior to that I had been on many long and arduous bus journeys through impoverished third world countries, including a literal war zone. But this was like nothing else I've ever seen. I will never ride the bus in the US ever again.
