>>1484904>1.Trust Intent, Acknowledge Impact:I have no goddamm idea what this means in relation to biking
.2.Respect Indigenous Stewardship of Land
don't ride on other people's property? My ancestors came to America before the revolution, they fought and bleed for our freedom and i'm not letting a hippy con me out of it.
.3.Practice Consent:Ask for consent before touching people or their bikes, when giving advice, and taking photos
sure, whatev, this is important for the large outlaw biking community being hounded by Big Photo
4.Honor Language an Individual Chooses for Themselves
I know I ride a recumbent but I identify as a minivelo
5.Don’t Assume, Let People Share, Or Ask When Appropriate
The 6 foot 6, 300 lb hairy motherfucker wit a huge dick is totally a woman and allowed to compete with women. this is more then fair, it's socially justice fair
6.Avoid Harmful Language:
fuck these retarded cunts trying to shame me for my Tourette's
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7.Do Not Shame:
Shame is the single biggest motivating factor for helping people lose weight. Obesity kills. This rule is LITTERALLY KILLING PEOPLE
.8.Work Towards Collective Understanding
Very Important, because pulling chain with a circular buzzsaw creates world peace. Trust me i'm a sodamist .
.9.Recognize Wholeness:
Make fun of cripples who are missing limbs
10.Make Space and Step Back
GET OFF MY DICK
WOAH
NIGGA GET OFF MY DICK
THIS IS THE PART THAT THE THUGS SKIP!
This has nothing to do with biking and everything to do with the hippy agenda. These people want to destroy my people's homeland ((isreal)) because palistinians cry a lot on camera
the opposite of justice is social justice, so this pledge can be seen as the opposite of making any sense at all
I can't wait to see these signs infesting the local bike coops
