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Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 13:51:51 No.1487010 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1487014 >>1490635 >>1490640 >>1493776

This amateur guy enters the Tour de France and slaps all your riders on the ass.
You're the head fo the Tour de France, what do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 13:55:26 No.1487014 Report

Quoted By: >>1487016

>>1487010
Can you link your fanfic where the UCI doesn't exist so I can get into character? I think it will help this thread if everyone has the necessary context.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 14:04:02 No.1487016 Report

Quoted By: >>1487017

>>1487014
I'll fix it for you
>"Your the organization currently experiencing an enormous amount of asspain that your professional competitors can't keep up with amateurs, what do you do?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 14:05:34 No.1487017 Report

Quoted By: >>1487271 >>1487749

>>1487016
Physically assault the amateurs with a hard copy of the UCI rulebook

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 21:32:43 No.1487259 Report

Quoted By: >>1487260 >>1487710 >>1493831

This amateur guy enters the Tour de France and rides until he's ten feet short of the finish line then, just to mog, turns 360 degrees and rides back to the start line and does the whole course over again and still wins every stage by an hour.
You're the head fo the Tour de France, what do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 21:34:52 No.1487260 Report

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>>1487259
doesn't look like a guy to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 21:57:55 No.1487271 Report

Quoted By: >>1487321

>>1487017
DID YOU JUST

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 22:03:24 No.1487274 Report

Quoted By: >>1487637

Laugh at him as he kills himself trying to descend off of some big ass mountain

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 23:12:48 No.1487321 Report

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>>1487271
Yes, the velofascists will rise again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 May 2020 13:43:22 No.1487637 Report

Quoted By: >>1487660

>>1487274
>*grips the road, completely safe*
aerolets
When will they learn?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 May 2020 15:05:27 No.1487660 Report

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>>1487637
>comes to a steep switchback
>leans
>fairing scrapes ground
>loses grip
>flies off the mountain

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 May 2020 17:00:49 No.1487710 Report

Quoted By: >>1487801 >>1490934

>>1487259
>turns 360 degrees and rides back
>turns 360 degrees
>rides back
Man, you are retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 May 2020 18:16:32 No.1487749 Report

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>>1487017
Good luck catching this guy, he's already gone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 May 2020 19:54:25 No.1487801 Report

Quoted By: >>1493833

>>1487710
Man, you are new.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 May 2020 12:07:26 No.1490635 Report

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>>1487010
I would place so many garlands of fine orchids over his head that he collapses from exhaustion

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 May 2020 12:25:56 No.1490640 Report

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>>1487010
I still feel that streamlined recumbent are only for people over forty five
isn't it better to triumph by the strength of your muscles than by the artifice of aerodynamics
we are getting soft...
as for me give me a UCI regulation upright bike

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2020 05:20:47 No.1490934 Report

Quoted By: >>1493833

>>1487710
lurk more newfag

BaconRider !yuA7eZE8l2

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BaconRider !yuA7eZE8l2 Thu 28 May 2020 03:39:28 No.1493737 Report

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bumpervelo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 05:43:06 No.1493776 Report

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>>1487010
DQ....socks too high

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 09:00:11 No.1493831 Report

Quoted By:

>>1487259
if he turns 360 degrees he is facing the same way retard, go study trigonometry

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 09:01:14 No.1493833 Report

Quoted By:

>>1487801
>>1490934
>being this new

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