Bicycles reinforce car culture.
They use the same roads, and a lot of the same technology (paint, fabrication, tires, etc.)
They also provide an alternative for idealistic young people who hate cars... an alternative that is statistically very likely to kill them.
>Don't want a car, faggot? Ok, here breathe smog and get run over
Bicycles have the second worst road-space utilization next to single occupant cars.
Bikes aren't usable by the elderly and handicapped.
Bikes keep retards like you from lobbying for better public transit.
Bikes make you sterile, ensuring that you can't pass on your car-hating views to future generations.

Bikes suck, change my mind.
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