> I want to be cool like the mountain cagers
so get a disc fork
> disc fork ruins your ride feel
so get fat tires
> fat tires are heavy and slow
so go tubeless with carbon rims to save grams
> but it still feels like shit and costs $2,000
yeah, but it stops faster right?
> no it doesn't even stop faster
so get hydraulic disc
> but it doesn't stop faster and costs $300
yeah, but the lever feel is better right?
> it feels like my old caliper brakes
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