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Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 04:24:17 No.1515708 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1515750 >>1515779 >>1517856 >>1520550

Let's Do this, Bros.

Let's make /n/'s rules of cycling.

Please number your posts sequentially and don't forget to wear your Lil' Donnie penis harness to prevent spoke damage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 04:28:30 No.1515711 Report

Quoted By: >>1516743 >>1520612

#1 Just Ride

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Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 04:28:34 No.1515712 Report

Quoted By: >>1520612

1) An uncomfortable bike is an unridden bike- dial in your fit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 04:30:28 No.1515714 Report

Quoted By: >>1517790 >>1517850 >>1520612

3) Ring your bell for hot girls, dogs, children, friendly old people, all cyclists, and retards

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 04:33:10 No.1515715 Report

Quoted By: >>1520612 >>1520649

4) Get yourself some shades, the more LeMondish the better

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 04:34:50 No.1515716 Report

Quoted By: >>1515717 >>1515749 >>1520612

5) Celebrate Bicycle Day (April 29th), and keep it holy.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 04:35:51 No.1515717 Report

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>>1515716
(April 19th)

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Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 04:37:07 No.1515719 Report

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6) Stop trying to get your GF to ride with you. If she wants to she'll ask.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 04:38:31 No.1515720 Report

Quoted By: >>1517635 >>1520612

7) If you're fat, own the flats (and the descents).

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Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 04:41:09 No.1515722 Report

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8) Don't be afraid of a little heat. Waking up at 6am to ride is Godly but don't be afraid to mount up and ride in the heat of the day. Just be prepared.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 04:42:11 No.1515724 Report

Quoted By: >>1520612

9) Don't drink away your gainz. Resist the temptation to drink 3 pints at the post ride cafe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 04:42:33 No.1515725 Report

Quoted By: >>1520612

#0 - Fuck helmets, fuck jannies, and fuck OP and this dumbass thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 04:43:42 No.1515726 Report

Quoted By: >>1515727 >>1520612

10) Don't shit on people's bikes. You learned on a shitter back in the day as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 04:45:04 No.1515727 Report

Quoted By: >>1515730

>>1515726
fuck off, most shitting on people's bikes on /n/ is constructive

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 04:47:49 No.1515729 Report

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11) Don't be afraid to eat shit into a 20 mph wind every once in a while- because all life is suffering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 04:48:51 No.1515730 Report

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>>1515727
constructive criticism isn't shitting though

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Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 04:53:04 No.1515732 Report

Quoted By: >>1515735 >>1517857 >>1520612

12) Don't be afraid. RIDE IN THE ROAD AND DIE LIKE A MAN. MUPs are for oldsters and strollers.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 04:57:33 No.1515735 Report

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>>1515732
ok but seriously I need those handlebar antlers...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 06:01:42 No.1515741 Report

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Extremely uncool bro, this gets my downvote.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 07:02:24 No.1515749 Report

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>>1515716
We already have rules and #5 is harden the fuck up.
What a newfag thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 07:19:23 No.1515750 Report

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>>1515708
thou shall not submerge thy bottom bracket

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 09:30:14 No.1515778 Report

Quoted By: >>1520612

13) American bike culture is, and always will be, drastically inferior and mostly consists of being angry at the cagers that have taken over their entire country and made it nearly impossible to safely use roads on a bicycle

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Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 09:30:51 No.1515779 Report

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>>1515708
fyvc da rauls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J548XM9-jKU

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 10:03:02 No.1515783 Report

Quoted By: >>1515791

>>1515749
But we need to be like funny cookie guy and make our own version

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 10:48:53 No.1515791 Report

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>>1515783
no we don't, fuck off

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Anonymous Thu 16 Jul 2020 01:25:09 No.1516690 Report

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#??? Yield to climbers when riding off-road. Don’t be a dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Jul 2020 01:49:39 No.1516692 Report

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>>1515791
I would explain that I agree with you, but you seem really dense if you can’t grasp a simple Phil Gaimon joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Jul 2020 04:16:24 No.1516743 Report

Quoted By: >>1517855

>>1515711
No.

1. Just ride the way YOU want to ride, and fuck what everyone else thinks

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Jul 2020 07:13:18 No.1516811 Report

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Velomi/n/ati please go

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Jul 2020 22:12:05 No.1517635 Report

Quoted By: >>1517659

>>1515720
what do you mean by "own"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Jul 2020 23:15:36 No.1517659 Report

Quoted By: >>1517666

>>1517635
"The flats are where you excel"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Jul 2020 23:20:54 No.1517666 Report

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>>1517659
I was just wondering if he meant to stick to them, go extra hard on flats, or what you said.
Thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Jul 2020 23:37:08 No.1517675 Report

Quoted By: >>1520728

>>1515749
Take acid and ride your bike sounds like a better rule than HTFU

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jul 2020 04:39:49 No.1517790 Report

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>>1515714
fuck that, just pass them quietly so they dont freakout and jump into the way

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jul 2020 06:45:33 No.1517825 Report

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16) don't ride your bike around minorities

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jul 2020 08:25:46 No.1517838 Report

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16) Always ride a Rido R2 saddle to protect your taint and shaft from damage and microtearing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jul 2020 09:13:14 No.1517850 Report

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>>1515714
>>1515719
+

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jul 2020 09:30:27 No.1517852 Report

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#32) Always wear a helmet, high-vis gear and bring snacks on hand in case you get a bit hungry. Bring extra money for ice cream if the opportunity presents itself. :>

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jul 2020 09:42:26 No.1517855 Report

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>>1516743
That's what that means.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jul 2020 09:42:40 No.1517856 Report

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>>1515708
Rule #37 let a NOGGER fuck your dad while you and your mom pay him welfare. Then when he’s coomed all over your dad, capture the jogger and torture him for two days and two nights. Bonus points if you call the local rabbi to watch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jul 2020 09:44:03 No.1517857 Report

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>>1515732
I don’t wanna die on a bike like a two-bit cuck. I wanna die like a man drinking my UFC whiskey and watching Spike TV.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jul 2020 14:27:35 No.1517918 Report

Quoted By: >>1517924

>>1515866
>severe case of bike autism
>learned to ride without training wheels at 4
>ride all day every day until 16
>get license
>stop riding for 10 years
>rage cage
>lose direction
>get depression
>impulsively buy hardtail
>rekindle the joy of riding
>get rid of rage cage
>only use bike and train
>back to riding all day every day
>feel happy again
>5 years ago
>find /n/
>"wtf the train autism board also has bike autism?"
>bike autism intensifies
and that's how I got stuck in this place

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jul 2020 14:38:20 No.1517924 Report

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>>1517918
>>back to riding all day every day
>>feel happy again

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 06:00:21 No.1520550 Report

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>>1515708
get those dookie gains...poop before you leave. why carry an extra two pounds?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 08:24:11 No.1520612 Report

Quoted By: >>1520659

>>1515711
Kys
>>1515712
Kys
>>1515714
Kys
>>1515715
Kys
>>1515716
Kys
>>1515720
Kys
>>1515724
Kys
>>1515725
What he said
>>1515726
I’ve never seen anyone shit on a cheap bike, everyone shits on nice bikes so kill you are self kys
>>1515732
Kys
>>1515778
Kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 10:44:36 No.1520649 Report

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>>1515715
Shades maybe not, but some sort of eye protection is necessary because dust and bees will be the end of you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 10:47:01 No.1520651 Report

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#34 there exists bicycle porn

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 11:13:59 No.1520659 Report

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>>1520612
no, kYs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 13:51:19 No.1520728 Report

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>>1517675
Based and Hoffman pilled.

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