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How do I get a cycling waifu?

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 15:01:21 No.1530830 View View Reply Original Report

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I've been cycling a lot on my cool 3k road bike but no girl has ever approached or spoken to me. Do I need even more expensive bike? Do girls even like cyclingfags?
What do I do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 15:31:51 No.1530848 Report

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>>1530830
Try /soc/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 16:36:09 No.1530882 Report

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>>1530830
Its a male dominated sport so the women that ride are usually dogpiled by men so I wouldn't bother.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 16:42:48 No.1530888 Report

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>>1530882
What a shame, bicycles used to be the great liberator of women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 16:52:03 No.1530896 Report

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>>1530888
Yeah, because they couldn't drive, not because they enjoyed cycling

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 16:54:00 No.1530898 Report

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Create a tulpa, get into lucid dreaming, try not to kys when you wake up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 16:55:28 No.1530899 Report

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>>1530830
I know two guys who have pretty cute cycling gfs/wives, and they are definitely not the type to start a thread on 4channel asking how to into gf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 17:02:34 No.1530908 Report

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>>1530830

I get a lot of attention from women while I'm out on the bike and the occasional soft hit. You never will. Take up yoga or rock climbing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 17:08:52 No.1530912 Report

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>>1530830
Not gonna find a gf in cycling without divine intervention. Try converting a horse girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 17:11:48 No.1530915 Report

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>>1530908
>posted from basement lair

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 17:31:32 No.1530937 Report

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>>1530896
Nah, because bicycles in general were pushed off the road by cars not much later, and the only people that could afford cars were men.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 17:45:21 No.1530950 Report

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>>1530830
Find group rides in your area OP and go peacock with all your rapha and Oakley brand Oakley

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 18:01:30 No.1530955 Report

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>>1530908
>yoga
No, god no, do it yourself at home but don't go to the women's social clubs to do it. They all wind up thinking you'll be their gay bf toy.
>rock climbing
mite work. Maybe spinning classes are a good bet.
>>1530950
Last year there was a girl who started showing up at our weekly group rides, and after a couple of weeks she showed up with a 6'2" hobomode gigachad who was riding gaspipe and was slow as fuck and kept getting dropped. So, yeah, nah.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 18:07:16 No.1530959 Report

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>>1530950
No real groups here sadly. I see a lot of cute girls cycling casually though (dutch bikes mostly).

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 18:57:04 No.1530989 Report

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>>1530959
Stake out coffee shops or university bike clubs maybe? Start your own group ride

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 19:27:08 No.1531012 Report

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>>1530989
Don't think the "help anon get laid ride club" would be all that popular

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 19:34:54 No.1531019 Report

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>>1530830
>no girl has ever approached or spoken to me
then start approaching them

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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 19:43:45 No.1531023 Report

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>>1531019
what should I say or talk about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 19:49:13 No.1531027 Report

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>>1531023
Literally anything but 4chan, anime and your powerlevel/ spectrum. Talk about bikes, food, music. Nor is shit to get your foot in the door and show your relatable and not some neckbeard w social anxiety

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 19:51:11 No.1531031 Report

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leave those poor women alone you disgusting freak

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 20:03:30 No.1531040 Report

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>>1531027
How do you guys get girlfriends?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 20:04:59 No.1531042 Report

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>>1531027
thanks anon I will try to at least say "hi" the next time I see a cute girl on a bike.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 20:10:49 No.1531047 Report

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>>1531042
>saying hi to girls in public
Enjoy being on the sex offender list for the rest of eternity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 20:11:01 No.1531048 Report

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>>1531042
>>1531031
Boys it’s not that hard. Just put some work into how you look aka take a shower and shave and don’t wear anime shirts outside the house. Just talk about shit they can relate to, and let them lead the conversation. Just interject and make it seem like their opinions and talking points are interesting. Don’t over think it. Make a few talking points and ride on to the next one. Use those interactions as a building block to interact with them. If it doesn’t work brush it off, don’t take it personal and move on.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 20:15:11 No.1531052 Report

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>>1531047
It’s not as bad as you think

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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 20:23:17 No.1531057 Report

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>>1531048
but won't they bee creeped out by some random stranger just approaching and talking to them? I'm a bit autistic if you couldn't tell already so it's a bit harder for me to understand normal people

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 20:25:59 No.1531059 Report

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>>1531057
I mean if your riding and pull up next to some girl riding yeah you should definitely say something vs just riding her line or being a creep. Just pretend they have autism too anon. We’re all gonna make it boys. Just focus on always being better than you were the day before and you’ll get there. Gotta step out of that comfort zone anon, the world isn’t going to reach out to you, you gotta reach out to it.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 20:26:01 No.1531060 Report

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>>1531052
I'm not letting you bait me into doing something I'll regret for the rest of my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 20:26:02 No.1531061 Report

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>>1531057
>that spacer stack
>that saddle height
lmaoooo how can 765 Pro even compete

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Aug 2020 22:42:22 No.1531725 Report

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>>1530830
>I've been cycling a lot on my cool 3k road bike but no girl has ever approached or spoken to me. Do I need even more expensive bike?
Without training to actually make proper use of your $3000 bike, you're clearly and objectively just a Fred, and your 'cycling waifus' who do train and race their own $3000 bikes can see that you're untrained and slow. Therefore you're beneath their notice.
Train for racing and actually race. When you get to Cat-3, they might start bothering with you. If you're not a complete geek with no social skills, that is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Aug 2020 22:50:29 No.1531736 Report

Quoted By: >>1531860

when the FUCK are cycling anime coming back? can't these weebs draw at their homes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Aug 2020 23:11:09 No.1531755 Report

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>>1530830
Post your FTP and a picture of your calves, preferably from behind, and a picture of the tan line on your quads. Then I will give you a clear and honest answer at what hope you have in this endeavor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 02:34:11 No.1531842 Report

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Cycling girls make me so hard. Especially when they wear tights or booty shorts

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Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 03:19:43 No.1531860 Report

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>>1531736
There will never be another season of long riders

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 05:06:20 No.1531907 Report

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>>1531027
>being a normalfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 05:36:32 No.1531918 Report

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>>1530830
try approaching a girl instead of hoping one will approach you

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Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 09:03:03 No.1531953 Report

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Step 1:
>get gf who loves you
Step 2:
>continue to cycle lots until she expresses interest in your hobby (she will)
Step 3:
>buy her a step-through and go for picnic rides, start small
Step 4:
>take her up a few hills, enough to make her really feel the weight of the step-through
Step 5:
>anon, I wish I had a lighter bike, can you help me choose one?

From here on she's basically got the same vibes as you do and will always want to go on rides and get new gear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 10:27:49 No.1531973 Report

Quoted By: >>1531974

A great way to ruin cycling is to involve a female in it

t. been there done that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 10:28:52 No.1531974 Report

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>>1531973
to ruin anything*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 10:29:34 No.1531975 Report

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>>1531860
Don't remind me anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 13:45:11 No.1532057 Report

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>>1531907
>Hi, how do I get pussy?
>Just be a fucking normalfag
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Are you still confused?

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Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 14:41:37 No.1532087 Report

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>>1531953
step 1 is impossible

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 21:04:00 No.1532297 Report

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>>1530830
Girls can't catch up to you. Seriously, road bikes are among the most blissfully introverted pasttimes around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 22:50:58 No.1532355 Report

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>>1530830
I don't get the appeal of having a cycling waifu. I ride with my gf sometimes and she goes like 13km/h. It's only fun when we're going somewhere specific like a beach or a park. Otherwise she just slows me down and gives me something else to worry about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 23:18:33 No.1532369 Report

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>>1530830
Theres a lot of cycling oldfus on the group ride. 45 year old women with skin like leather

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 23:22:11 No.1532372 Report

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>>1532369
This is what I want, this is what I need

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 23:23:09 No.1532373 Report

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>>1532372
Go to your local grouprides then bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 23:23:43 No.1532374 Report

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>>1532373
Women are too slow for the group rides I do

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 23:24:56 No.1532376 Report

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>>1532374
Well then suck it up and embrace the no drop ride, hardman

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 23:28:38 No.1532378 Report

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>>1532376
Don't worry, I do those too sometimes. I was really just being facetious saying I want a leathery old cycling waifu. Sometimes they are good to look at when you've been on the bike for hours and you get that weird primal hunger going on in your brain. I don't get it but I don't question it.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 08:53:03 No.1532608 Report

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Is this a real type of bike? Looks mad

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Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 09:03:54 No.1532610 Report

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>>1532608
yep
it's called 'softride'
they were actually pretty common in the 90s
a lot of them got made, mtb, tri bikes, road bikes

if you look out on your local craigslist you can probably easily buy one for not even that much. Like 200-300$

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Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 09:05:12 No.1532611 Report

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Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 09:07:02 No.1532612 Report

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Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 09:07:51 No.1532613 Report

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>>1532610
What advantages does this have over say a train, which I could also afford?

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Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 09:08:05 No.1532614 Report

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Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 09:14:58 No.1532615 Report

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>>1532613
you can put your dangus

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Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 09:17:04 No.1532616 Report

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>>1532610
holy based

Op Thu 13 Aug 2020 09:36:55 No.1532621 Report

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>>1531012
Nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 10:06:44 No.1532627 Report

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>>1530830
see girl
talk to her
fail
or not
what ever who cares just cast a wide net

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