>>1551004One of my favorite things to do, is after I finish my coffee from StarCucks or wherever the fuck, I’ll hang onto the little cardboard cup in my jersey, and when I pull up to someone in traffic, I pull it out and act like I found it on top of someone’s car.
Like clockwork, they roll down their window and I go “YOUVE BEEN DRIVING AROUND WITH THIS ON TOP OF YOUR CAR FOR MILES DUDE”
9 times out of 10, the driver will look unbelievably baffled, and sheepishly take the coffee cup and say “haha wow thanks I don’t know how I forgot”
Thanks for taking care of my empty, bro
