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Anonymous Fri 09 Oct 2020 14:45:03 No.1558257 View View Reply Original Report

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what do different bicycles say about their owners?
>Road bike - I'm into fitness
>Hybrid - I commute to work to reduce my carbon footprint
>time trial - this cost more than my car
>full suspension MTB - I got a GED at community college
>E bike - I'm to much of a fuckup to own a car
>cruiser - I'm way to fucked up to drive a car right now
>city bike - I like craft beer
>BMX - I sell drugs to school children down at the skate park
>Chopper - I sell drugs downtown
>Tandem - I'm about to get a divorce

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Oct 2020 14:53:17 No.1558260 Report

Quoted By: >>1558466 >>1559378

>>1558257
>roadbike
>fitness
being a self abusing skeleton is not fitness

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Oct 2020 21:32:09 No.1558466 Report

Quoted By: >>1558488 >>1563576

>>1558260
Feeling tubby are we, anon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Oct 2020 21:51:15 No.1558477 Report

Quoted By: >>1558505 >>1560967 >>1561261

>>1558257
>I commute to work to reduce my carbon footprint
>reduce my carbon footprint
Aaah hahahahaha
I hate sitting in traffic.
I warm up faster on bicycle in winter than car does.
Im too lazy to go to garage and walk from parking lot.
I'm too dysfunctional in mornings to operate heavy machinery.
Public transport is slow, crowded and smells and has shit schedule.
Half of streets are one way that make you go in retarded circles in motor vehicles.
Gearing up for motorcycle and warming the engine takes half the time as my commute on bicycle.

So i just fuck the carbon in evenings for leisure or during weekends to travel someplace interesting to cycle around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Oct 2020 21:53:00 No.1558478 Report

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>>1558257
>Tandem - I'm about to get a divorce
Tandem - I'm about to get widowed
fixed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Oct 2020 22:06:59 No.1558486 Report

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lol that hybrid bike looks an uncanny amount like my own

also the only ones off that image that are someone accurate are the hybrid and the chopper, and the road bike is rather outdated, so I'm guessing the creator rides a hybrid and eyeballed the other styles off Google Images

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Oct 2020 22:09:07 No.1558488 Report

Quoted By: >>1558492 >>1558610 >>1558612 >>1558614

>>1558466
no, anon, lifting is fitness. climbing at 2km/h for 1000 kilometers and spending 50000 calories on a single day is not fitness, it's just competition-grade anorexia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Oct 2020 22:14:48 No.1558492 Report

Quoted By: >>1558517 >>1558560

>>1558488
>lifting is fitness
ok bulktard, keep telling yourself that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Oct 2020 22:37:17 No.1558505 Report

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>>1558477
This is a very Russian sounding post

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Oct 2020 22:38:23 No.1558507 Report

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>>1558257
I commuted on a road bike for years before COVID

And who the fuck wants to own a car? Do you live in Russia or some shit hole like Texas?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Oct 2020 22:44:32 No.1558514 Report

Quoted By: >>1558536

>>1558257
>racing
cuck
>trial, track
turbo cuck
>hybrid
hipster commuter
>city bike
woman or old Chinese man collecting bottles
>ebike
3rd world food delivery
>mtb
fish out of water
>bmx
child at heart
>motorized
low iq

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Oct 2020 22:50:31 No.1558517 Report

Quoted By: >>1558608

>>1558492
explain sprinters and track racers who have powerful muscles and do cardio then. but sure, cope more into thinking your skeleton sport is healthy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Oct 2020 23:18:47 No.1558536 Report

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>>1558514
I agree with most of this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Oct 2020 01:00:49 No.1558560 Report

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>>1558492
If being a 90 pound ecto is "fitness" then why is the average life expectancy in Somalia 55 years?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Oct 2020 03:08:12 No.1558601 Report

Quoted By: >>1558604 >>1558638 >>1559290 >>1564216

>>1558257
>E bike - I'm to much of a fuckup to own a car

WRONG. Also i get to carve through weekday traffic on the eeb and keep my Lancia for the weekends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Oct 2020 03:21:06 No.1558604 Report

Quoted By: >>1558627 >>1558657

>>1558601
>full suspension e-bike - unimplemented high-school dropout living off dead parents estate trust fund. his estranged sister thinks he's an asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Oct 2020 03:38:31 No.1558608 Report

Quoted By: >>1558625

>>1558517
what is sprinting in cycling?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Oct 2020 03:39:31 No.1558610 Report

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>>1558488
t. 0.5/1/0/.5/0

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Oct 2020 03:41:49 No.1558612 Report

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>>1558488
t. 0.5/0/0.5/0.5

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Oct 2020 03:45:47 No.1558614 Report

Quoted By: >>1558776

>>1558488
If you eat enough to offset the calories lost it doesn't, brainlet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Oct 2020 04:34:03 No.1558625 Report

Quoted By: >>1558739

>>1558608
>implying you have to choose between cardio and gainz. Just eat more pussy.

Absolutely Zishan Anon

Absolutely Zishan Anon Sat 10 Oct 2020 04:38:22 No.1558627 Report

Quoted By: >>1558667 >>1559290

>>1558604
wrong wrong wrong and COPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Oct 2020 04:48:46 No.1558638 Report

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>>1558601
>ebike
>lancia
oh god someone just put this man out of his misery

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Oct 2020 05:04:36 No.1558645 Report

Quoted By:

>>1558257
>>Road bike - I'm into fitness
Then why are you all so frail?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Oct 2020 05:41:10 No.1558656 Report

Quoted By: >>1558691

all these fucking retards in this thread not having a clue what fitness means

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Oct 2020 05:54:44 No.1558657 Report

Quoted By: >>1558690

>>1558604
Haha my sisters dead lmao
Me - 1
U - 0

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Oct 2020 06:39:42 No.1558667 Report

Quoted By:

>>1558627
Hit home eh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Oct 2020 07:54:01 No.1558690 Report

Quoted By:

>>1558657
I'm... sorry for your loss

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Oct 2020 07:55:04 No.1558691 Report

Quoted By: >>1558701 >>1560288

>>1558656
What does fitness mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Oct 2020 08:11:51 No.1558701 Report

Quoted By:

>>1558691
0% bf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Oct 2020 10:12:02 No.1558726 Report

Quoted By:

>>1558257
> mountain bicycle

WTF...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Oct 2020 10:42:16 No.1558730 Report

Quoted By:

>>1558257
>>Hybrid - I commute to work to reduce my carbon footprint
fucking lol this board
>carbon footprint
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Oct 2020 11:12:16 No.1558739 Report

Quoted By:

>>1558625
nooooooo if I eat I can’t tell people about my mediocre w/kg that will get me nowhere in life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Oct 2020 12:49:54 No.1558776 Report

Quoted By: >>1558783

>>1558614
As if road bikers weren't muh weight faggots who do everything they can to cut off as much as possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Oct 2020 13:02:41 No.1558783 Report

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>>1558776
Something something straw man something something free rent. The only guys who obsess over weight are the ones getting paid to ride and the mentally ill. Most guys on road bikes eat fairly normal, but if 'normal' to you is gorging yourself with saturated fat every meal then yeah, most cyclists' diets probably do seem pretty anemic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Oct 2020 13:04:09 No.1558785 Report

Quoted By: >>1558812 >>1558816 >>1558888 >>1559158

What does my bike say about me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Oct 2020 13:33:24 No.1558812 Report

Quoted By: >>1558865

>>1558785
>I like PBR and skinny jeans

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Oct 2020 13:37:57 No.1558816 Report

Quoted By: >>1558865 >>1561256

>>1558257
>>Hybrid - I commute to work because I'm too cheap to even get a bus pass

>>1558785
>gopro niglet
"I think my life is way more interesting than it is"
im shocked youre not tripfagging

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Oct 2020 15:12:45 No.1558865 Report

Quoted By:

>>1558812
nope

>>1558816
you might want to get a job at McDonalds - put all that salt to good use

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Oct 2020 16:09:19 No.1558888 Report

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>>1558785
>no brakes
He doesn't ride fast and cuts red lights. "Everyone is trying to block my path".

Absolutely Zishan Anon

Absolutely Zishan Anon Sun 11 Oct 2020 03:18:21 No.1559158 Report

Quoted By: >>1559208 >>1559290

>>1558785
anon is not smart enough to create a .webm

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 08:17:14 No.1559208 Report

Quoted By: >>1559229

>>1559158
Not when posting from the phone. But I might make a .gif just to mess with you.

Absolutely Zishan Anon

Absolutely Zishan Anon Sun 11 Oct 2020 09:19:31 No.1559229 Report

Quoted By: >>1559290

>>1559208
>But I might make a .gif
Confirmed Brainlet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 12:22:56 No.1559277 Report

Quoted By:

>>1558257
you forgot cyclocross

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 12:37:22 No.1559287 Report

Quoted By: >>1559370

In Britain
>Road
Boomer who earns £80,000 in the city on his day of
>Hybrid
Poor and doesn't like riding the bus
>City bike
Hipster
>MTB
Either poor or cycling for fitness but doesn't like the road
>BMX
pikey
>E-bike
Unfit boomer, or Uber eats paki

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 12:41:29 No.1559290 Report

Quoted By: >>1559400 >>1559761

>>1558601
>>1558627
>>1559158
>>1559229
i love how sensitive and defensive he is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 15:20:12 No.1559357 Report

Quoted By: >>1559372

>>1558257
What about gravel bikes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 15:45:43 No.1559370 Report

Quoted By: >>1559403

>>1559287
>MTB - Into fitness
Delusional

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 15:48:37 No.1559372 Report

Quoted By:

>>1559357
>I wonder if I can buy a personality

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 15:58:25 No.1559378 Report

Quoted By:

>>1558260
lmao hey everyone look at this fat fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 16:34:58 No.1559400 Report

Quoted By: >>1559761

>>1559290
almost like everyone is bang on
probably even has a coaster break so he can get the fixie look while still having a freewheel cause fixies are scary and dangerous

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 16:39:25 No.1559403 Report

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>>1559370
fitness as in the same kinda people whod go for a morning jog not fitness as in what time you can climb box hill in.

I put poor too because they are the cheapest things you can buy from halfords

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 07:14:38 No.1559761 Report

Quoted By:

>>1559290
>>1559400

nah, I'm just enjoying the salt. And no - I don't have a coaster brake. Used to run a front brake when i started riding fixed, but them days are past.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2020 05:30:14 No.1560288 Report

Quoted By:

>>1558691
fit’ness dick in u

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2020 23:57:52 No.1560626 Report

Quoted By:

>>1558257
>>BMX - I sell drugs to school children down at the skate park
boom, got me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2020 13:06:55 No.1560874 Report

Quoted By: >>1560878 >>1560969

>>1558257
Road bike
>It's a great way to stay in shape.
Racing bike
>I take my fitness way too seriously and yell at women and republicans.
Fixie
>I commute less than 5 miles from my apartment.
Hybrid
>I don't know what kind of bike I actually need
Cruiser
>I'm not actually a "bike guy."
Chopper
>I'm still mostly a child inside.
BMX
>I still look like a child.
Trials bike
>I look like a manchild.
Fat Bike
>Like my bike, I too have considerable girth. I believe going 5 mph on dirt on a slight incline counts as mountain biking.
Full Sus MTB From Reputable Brand
>I think regularly breaking bones is normal. I also absolutely require my bike to supplement my lack of skills.
Full Sus BSO
>I pay for perceived comfort with inefficiency.
Hardtail MTB
>I pay for not having to shell out half a year's pay by having my joints shattered
Gravel bike
>Skinny tires are for fags
Cyclocross
>I have ass ulcers
Tandem
>Although I am in front, the wife is really the one driving.
Dog trailer
>I'm a woman.
Kid trailer
>I'm a man.
Vintage MTB
>I can't afford a modern setup, or I am homeless.
Commuter/Transport/City Bike
>I think cars are evil.
Recumbent 2-wheel
>Looking like a goober is an acceptable price to pay for being 5% faster on flats.
Recumbent Trike
>I have zero coordination whatsoever or am disabled.
E-Mountain Bike
>I have zero stamina whatsoever or am disabled.
Rental
>I think bicycles are a novel concept.
Wheelie bike/Lowrider/Vintage Chopper
>I have face or knuckle tattoos.
Converted gas bike
>Off road use only means nothing to me.
Drift Trike
>I just want to have fun.
Regular Trike
>I am either 5, 55, or brown.
Monkey Bike
>I belong in a Smash Mouth music video.

Am I missing any types bros? Think I covered almost every spoke-wheeled pedal-powered device out there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2020 13:14:50 No.1560878 Report

Quoted By: >>1560965

>>1560874
Ah yes,
I forgot.
Penny-Farthing
>I literally cannot be seen without a tophat.
Unicycle
>I am either a mega-chad or a literal circus clown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2020 17:48:33 No.1560965 Report

Quoted By:

>>1560878
>Penny-Farthing
>>I literally cannot be seen without a tophat.
my roommates boyfriend ALWAYs wears a tophat and rides a pennyfarthing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2020 17:55:56 No.1560967 Report

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>>1558477
This just proves cars aren't actually more convenient they are just a system rooted in tradition of being wasteful. It takes tons of effort to own and maintain a car plus all the extra time wasted starting it warming it up and parking it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2020 17:58:04 No.1560969 Report

Quoted By: >>1560976

>>1560874
From this I can confidently guess what you ride.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2020 18:20:17 No.1560976 Report

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>>1560969
Guess then I'm curious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Oct 2020 03:50:50 No.1561241 Report

Quoted By:

>>1558257
>this cost more than my car
No, this costs more than YOUR car.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Oct 2020 04:53:54 No.1561256 Report

Quoted By:

>>1558816
Or maybe buses are unreliable and or dont go the routes you need.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Oct 2020 05:03:47 No.1561261 Report

Quoted By: >>1564504

>>1558477
Source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Oct 2020 16:26:31 No.1561469 Report

Quoted By: >>1563581

>>1558257
I dislike how only the TT and track bike look modern and every other bike looks like 30 years old garbage in this picture

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Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 12:24:14 No.1563576 Report

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>>1558466
post body

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 12:44:51 No.1563581 Report

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>>1561469
The road bike is at best from the 70s, notice how the bottle cage uses clamps on the downtube.

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Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2020 11:04:34 No.1563968 Report

Quoted By: >>1564026

>>1558257
>image shows a non-uci TT bike which is really a Tri bike, and Look Track bike from the last 10 years
>racing bicycle is from the 1970s with downtube shifters and a frame pump

maybe call it a "vintage racing bike" and have "road bicycle" be something more modern

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2020 13:01:41 No.1564026 Report

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>>1563968
that's the ugliest LOOK I've seen in my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2020 22:29:06 No.1564216 Report

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>>1558601
i too could take a picture of my bike in front of any car

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2020 21:09:10 No.1564504 Report

Quoted By: >>1564506

>>1561261
Wadya mean sauce? I just splatted that depth map in GIMP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2020 21:14:21 No.1564506 Report

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>>1564504
damn she looks better in the other image. thanks though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2020 22:35:58 No.1564523 Report

Quoted By: >>1564525 >>1564561

What does this say about me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2020 22:49:01 No.1564525 Report

Quoted By: >>1564535

>>1564523
phoneposter redditard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2020 23:21:31 No.1564535 Report

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>>1564525
Maybe I just like upside down photos

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 00:14:50 No.1564561 Report

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>>1564523
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