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Speedmogging

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2020 18:22:31 No.1564130 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1564277 >>1564300 >>1565448 >>1565766 >>1565873 >>1566022 >>1566237 >>1566601

>bike behind someone that is biking at a fairly fast pace
>however they do not know im the speedking of this town
>bike past them with great speed while keeping good posture and not breathing much to make it look effortless
>curve into another road so they dont see me
>rest
another noob BTFO

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2020 01:37:47 No.1564261 Report

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bump, please reply

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2020 01:50:10 No.1564266 Report

Quoted By: >>1564282

>Cat-6
go back to r e d d i t

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2020 02:29:27 No.1564277 Report

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>>1564130
>going tempo
>someone does this to me
>free draft
>pick up the pace
>op looks back and starts sweating
>turns
>follow him because maybe he knows a good route I don't
>it's a residential dead end
>op pulls over and stops
>I u turn out of there and complete my ride
The first few times I thought maybe I just awkwardly followed people to their houses, it's happened before when I randomly follow people to explore the area, but I'm pretty sure at least half the time it's OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2020 02:36:13 No.1564282 Report

Quoted By: >>1564284 >>1565762

>>1564266
Not OP but like 4 or 5 years ago people used to talk about cat 6 races on /n/ all the time. On reddit it's more like "check out my new cat 6 champ jersey" complete with coomer face or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2020 02:47:04 No.1564284 Report

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>>1564282
Just to be clear it's meant in this case as an insult for """racing""" randos IRL who don't even know they're """racing""" anyone. Cringeworthy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2020 03:23:01 No.1564300 Report

Quoted By: >>1565447

>>1564130
every single time i get passed they try to do this, but are clearly dying while im totally comfortable, then turn off. i know exactly what you're trying to do and just lmao.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 08:21:04 No.1565447 Report

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>>1564300
YOU JUST GOT HIT BY A
SPEEDY BASTARD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 08:26:26 No.1565448 Report

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>>1564130
>another noob BTFO
Why do you even care?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 08:29:03 No.1565449 Report

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Hey, thanks for the free draft. Even if you drop me, I get a short boost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 22:18:44 No.1565762 Report

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>>1564282
real cycling races start at cat 5, cat 6 is in jest

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 22:30:18 No.1565765 Report

Quoted By: >>1565876

>bike behind someone going slow as fuck
>too much traffic to pass him
REEEE IM NOT EVEN A SPEED TARD I JUST WANTED TO GET TO THE STORE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 22:36:38 No.1565766 Report

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>>1564130
>be biking at fairly fast pace
>"speedking of this town" sprints hard to pass me
>start accelerating expecting to draft
>mogger slows down to slower than I was going before and starts riding no hands and riding down the middle of the path weaving from side to side
mother fucker

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 22:48:34 No.1565767 Report

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>riding slow ass bmx bike
>get passed by girls in wrong gear on hybrids
>blow through red lights and still get passed by some nerd off portlandia
>old man knees so img going even slower than a bmxer
>catch a red light i cant run. sit back a few cars while op trackstands in front of the white line
>light turns green, grab a car and BTFO op

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 03:43:26 No.1565873 Report

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>>1564130
I do this except I dont have to fake it, within reason
I will often deviate off my usual route just to speed mog other cyclist or cars sometimes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 03:49:25 No.1565876 Report

Quoted By: >>1566135

>>1565765
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON CAGE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 12:41:36 No.1566022 Report

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>>1564130
I used to do this a lot in the last city I lived in. My commute home was one huge downhill with a few turns, so whenever I saw another faggot on a bike I'd get reckless and live out my Initial D fantasies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 16:15:29 No.1566135 Report

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>>1565876

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 20:12:50 No.1566237 Report

Quoted By: >>1566271

>>1564130
*mogs you *

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 21:17:44 No.1566271 Report

Quoted By: >>1566301 >>1566579

>>1566237
> Going across town.
> Some dude on a motorcycle zooms by me at 100 mph and flips me off.
> 4 minutes later he is stuck in traffic.
> Turn into bike lane.
> 20 minutes later finishing ice cream cone at the shop.
> Motorcyclist turns up.
> Out of ice cream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 22:12:00 No.1566301 Report

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>>1566271
Weird. There aren't any bike lanes around here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 04:00:24 No.1566467 Report

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>bike 50 miles on the trail
>climb some stairs and walk across a bridge
>ride through town, onto another trail
>guy comes out of parking lot at breakneck speed on a mtb
>blows right past me as i'm turning onto the trail
>is raised off the seat entirely and moving his booty hard
>pic-related

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 12:16:13 No.1566568 Report

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if it's on the flats, I try not to pass and rest
but if it's on the climb, I try to pass everyone
it's just so fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 12:27:21 No.1566579 Report

Quoted By: >>1566632

>>1566271
>Motorcycle
>Stuck in traffic

Only in America do you have such bizarre laws.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 13:24:05 No.1566601 Report

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>>1564130
Hey man im just on a delivery

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 14:47:36 No.1566632 Report

Quoted By: >>1566830

>>1566579
what laws?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 20:04:49 No.1566830 Report

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>>1566632
Not that anon, but probably lane splitting

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