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>riding my meme-90's mtb around town
>dressed casually
>climbing a hill
>notice group of girls in the distance sitting by a crosswalk
>start sprinting out of the saddle to display my physical prowess
>sashaying my body around in a subtly sexual yet powerful and graceful way
>must be going 20 mph up this fairly steep hill
>feeling the burn as I approach them with the sun in my eyes and my helmetless hair flowing in the breeze
>"Hey you're hot" one of them shouts
>I look at one of them and awkwardly smile while passing by
I never realized the hidden potential bikes had
>dressed casually
>climbing a hill
>notice group of girls in the distance sitting by a crosswalk
>start sprinting out of the saddle to display my physical prowess
>sashaying my body around in a subtly sexual yet powerful and graceful way
>must be going 20 mph up this fairly steep hill
>feeling the burn as I approach them with the sun in my eyes and my helmetless hair flowing in the breeze
>"Hey you're hot" one of them shouts
>I look at one of them and awkwardly smile while passing by
I never realized the hidden potential bikes had
