Hi friends, my car recently shit the bed and I want to be done with all the car related bullshit.

My work is exactly 2 miles away. It is all sidewalk and I live in Florida so it's completely flat.

There might be some un-even concrete blocks and the occasional rock/rock sized detritus.

I work nights so driving pretty much exclusively in the dark on the sidewalk.

I'd like to spend under $500

If the transportation device can fit under a cafeteria table in the break room that would be sweet.